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Old 10-06-2005, 10:33 AM
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Insert Quote Here - a funny game

How about a new game?
Someone posts a baseball picture and everyone else makes up a funny quote.

That's not an invention of mine. I saw it in another forum and it sticks very well among the members there. So let's start the game here.

Choose the pics you want to put lines in.









Have fun!
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Old 10-06-2005, 03:44 PM
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I think someone doesn't understand the game... so I'm going to put some lines as example.


#5 to #2: "A bug... don't move!! OUGGGH!"


HA! You made that error...!!!


Mmmhhh... no, I'm already sure that you aren't my son.


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Old 10-07-2005, 07:54 PM
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#5 to #2: "Tag, you're it... no tag backs!!!"


HA! Well Duh! what did you expect??? You're wearing Kyle Farnsworth's old number...!!! Suckaaa!!!


'Roids are bad! If Canseco said go jump of a bridge, would you do that too?


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Old 10-09-2005, 11:08 AM
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this is a great idea, try to keep it going
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Old 10-09-2005, 09:27 PM
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Grace (center) to Randy:

"No, no no.... trust me Randy, walk away! Damian has been drinking again, and he is in one of his 'I want to hug' moods."
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Old 10-21-2005, 04:15 PM
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Well!!! I'm adding more here. Put your lines.







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Old 10-21-2005, 09:03 PM
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Well!!! I'm adding more here. Put your lines.
Disco night at the park


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Old 10-21-2005, 09:39 PM
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Old 10-22-2005, 09:42 AM
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Old 10-22-2005, 11:14 PM
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damn how do i put pics in the post
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Old 10-24-2005, 07:12 AM
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Make the call, ump, I can't hold him up forever, or I told you the Angels would take a dive


How hard can it be to catch an anvil dropped from a plane?
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Old 10-24-2005, 07:56 PM
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damn how do i put pics in the post
Mmmhhh... assuming that you are using MS Explorer (I'm using Firefox, it's very easy and fast to use), let's search some pics. When you see one that you want to put here, simply move the mouse over that pic.
Click with right button and go to Properties.
Select with the mouse all the URL of the image from http until gif or jpg.
Over that URL already selected, right click the button and click Copy.
Then close the little windows.

Let's come here, click and paste the URL.

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Old 10-24-2005, 08:17 PM
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Old 10-24-2005, 08:44 PM
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Old 10-25-2005, 07:28 AM
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Old 10-26-2005, 12:02 PM
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Old 10-26-2005, 12:04 PM
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Curse THIS, Mr. Bartman
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Oh, no, Randy's here, too. Mustn't let him see me with Curt.

I don't understand. Ozzie got such great height.

Did I leave the iron on?
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Old 10-27-2005, 04:26 PM
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Old 10-27-2005, 09:40 PM
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ummm..

lol i got nothing man...

I can not even think of a quote that would fit that photo..


next please?
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Old 10-28-2005, 03:17 AM
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Old 10-28-2005, 06:38 AM
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This must have been a loss, because a tie is like kissing your SISTER
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Old 10-28-2005, 07:02 AM
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ummm..

lol i got nothing man...

I can not even think of a quote that would fit that photo..


next please?
C'mon buddy!!! It was too easy. Let's read the one I'm writing right now:

Ozzie Guillen is thinking:
I knew when we'll win the World Series, I must expect bizarre madness, but, a ballplayer kissing me in the mouth?!?!?!
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