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riverfrontier
09-18-2009, 11:21 AM
Now that the juggernaut that is the Kansas City Royals is in the rearview mirror, we have this ominous weekend series with the Senators. If we take one game, we'd have a 3 game lead with 13 left to go. The proverbial cup would be half full, so to speak.

If we sweep this series, the cup would runneth over.

If we get swept (3-1 odds, according to the line given by my inner pessimist), the cup would be placed in an athletic supporter and donated to a sparsely funded high school team.

If we make it through September...How does anybody figure our chances against the Yankees?

As a person who looks ahead and can't see the hilltop for the landmines, I see us (or, rather, them) taking this down to the final weekend and having to start Galarraga or Robertson or Washburn against Sabbathia in the first game.

We'll watch Granderson dutifully keep his focus on the execution of his swing and follow through, regardless of where the pitch is located. He'll strike out 3 times with a ground out to second on an outside pitch.

Polanco will pop up twice, with a Texas league base hit and a walk.

Magglio will strike out once, double down the right field line, and fly out twice.

Cabrera will line out to second, single off the right field wall, and walk twice.

Guillen will single, strike out, ground out, and, as we'll need offense, stay in left field until the end.

Inge will Strike out 3 times and be pinch hit for by Huff when the opposing bullpen is in effect.

Huff will ground out.

Laird will pop up/fly out twice, be thrown out on a bases-empty bunt attempt once, throw out two would-be base stealers, and be pinch hit for in the later innings.

Santiago/Everett (either/or) will go 1-4. Maybe a bingle to center. Maybe a double down either line.

If anybody has a different vantage point on the crystal ball, I'm all ears. It might actually perk me up.

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raysnbran
09-18-2009, 06:13 PM
When did the Senators start up playing in the AL again? :noidea :rofl:

tigers527
09-18-2009, 06:41 PM
Don't worry dude, the Tigers will be okay.

Relax enjoy the incense

The Tigers are 10 games over .500 in 146 games

The "Senators" are 2 games over .500 in 146 games

Perhaps a deep tissue massage

The Tigers do not have the insignia "Mets" anywhere on their jersey's

The "Senators" have no Joe Crede, or the lesser Justin Morneau (in terms of Tigers damage against).

How bout a hot mud soak

The Tigers have spent 146 days in 1st this season

The "Senators" have spent 5, FIVE days in 1st this season

How about a "happy ending"

The Tigers high water mark 14 games above .500

The "Senators" high water mark 3 games above .500 (07/18/09 last time)

We got this thing baby.

riverfrontier
09-19-2009, 02:18 PM
Well, after yesterday's game I'm not feeling much better about things. The Senators throw a rookie at us in the first game of their biggest home series of the year, and he shuts us out.

As details tend to get lost in translation between languages, I can see how some of the foreign born players (half the starting line-up) could confuse the name Duensing for Koufax or Pavano for Maddux. To ease the intimidation factor, they should be made fully aware of exactly whom they are facing.

Verlander is our best chance to take one in this series. Time to win one for Ernie.

When did the Senators start up playing in the AL again?

They've never stopped. In the words of Sheriff Little Bill, "The Senators, I says."

insanefishpossay
09-19-2009, 07:58 PM
The Tigers have spent 146 days in 1st this season

The "Senators" have spent 5, FIVE days in 1st this season

The Tigers high water mark 14 games above .500

The "Senators" high water mark 3 games above .500 (07/18/09 last time)

We got this thing baby.

The 2006 Minnesota Twins team says hello :waving

riverfrontier
09-20-2009, 12:44 PM
Hello 2006 Minnesota Twins team.

Captain Cold Nose
09-21-2009, 05:22 AM
The 2006 Minnesota Twins team says hello :waving

As does the 2007 Tigers team that played excl lent until August and the 2008 team that watched them finish so well they went for All-Star break contender to last place finisher.

I believe the Tigers will hold onto this lead. But I'm not going to take anything for granted. especially if Leyland continues to make the defensive substitutions like the one on Saturday and any involving Ryan Raburn.

moldyoldie
09-24-2009, 05:58 AM
I gotta hand it to the Twinkees, they're always in the middle of it. Still, I think they're playing way above their heads right now while the Tigers are just heatin' up. (I hope.)

insanefishpossay
10-06-2009, 07:02 PM
Don't worry dude, the Tigers will be okay.

Relax enjoy the incense

The Tigers are 10 games over .500 in 146 games

The "Senators" are 2 games over .500 in 146 games

Perhaps a deep tissue massage

The Tigers do not have the insignia "Mets" anywhere on their jersey's

The "Senators" have no Joe Crede, or the lesser Justin Morneau (in terms of Tigers damage against).

How bout a hot mud soak

The Tigers have spent 146 days in 1st this season

The "Senators" have spent 5, FIVE days in 1st this season

How about a "happy ending"

The Tigers high water mark 14 games above .500

The "Senators" high water mark 3 games above .500 (07/18/09 last time)

We got this thing baby.

:rofl: :applaud:

tigers527
10-06-2009, 08:44 PM
:rofl: :applaud:

Cheers, Pavano game 1 Yankee stadium should be a hoot.

Captain Cold Nose
10-07-2009, 04:46 AM
:rofl: :applaud:

As a moderator you should know better than to post in another team's forum in this manner.

riverfrontier
10-07-2009, 09:59 AM
When that chopper went through the hole today, and I am not usually an emotional person when I am sober, my eyes went moist for a fraction of a second. All the sh** that Detroit and Michigan has gone through/is going through hit me in one single moment. Then I went about my normal day. I went to work, came back, and now, me myself and my beer would like to reply to the Twins people who have come to this board to st(ir)eer the sh(it)ip of the AL Central.

It would have taken the moving of a mountain to get me to root for the Yankees. Thank you for moving that mountain. I am actually looking forward to seeing 50,000 Larssons and Peterssons waving their white "surrender" hankies when the Yankees unleash their full twelve inches on you. I will bathe my nethers in champagne when your team is bounced, knowing that, during your winters, you still have to politely ask Kent Hrbek to leave your ice-fishing hut because, there's only so much beer, and the extra tonnage on the ice endangers you all.

Cinderella team? Yeah, I guess, if looks ARE everything. Do yourselves a favor. Go into a bathroom, turn the lights off, stare into the mirror and repeat the words "Nick Punto" ten times. Do you know who actually appears? David Eckstein, in a flesh mask, with his 'tail' between his legs, saying "I'd do me...I'd do me so hard." Then he puts the lotion in the basket and, when asked about whether he acknowledges the fans in the metrodome being the tenth man in the equation, he replies "No, huh uh...oh wait, aren't they those great big fat people?"