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[Zoso]

I'm new here at baseball fever. I'll only stay on a few conditions.

First that there are no oldtimers rambling on about how much Aparicio, Fox, Kittle and all those other losers who wore a white Sox uni before the Williams-Guillen era. Nothing galls me more than reading some dullard rambling endlessly about how Nellie Fox played the game the way it was meant to be played or some nonsense like that.

Second thing is no one can reply to me with those stupid faces or other icons. I hate those things. If I wasn't politically correct, I'd say those things were gay. And while we're at it, how about if the folks monitoring these boards can filter out all stupid responses? I'm a pretty smart guy with an important job and I shouldn't have to deal with idiots.

Finally, no Hawk Harrelson imitators. The man is beyond pathetic. The last thing I need when I'm trying to have an intelligent baseball discussion is for some halfwit to respond with "he gone" or "grab some bench". This tiresome hasbeen wore out his welcome 20 years ago and the idiots who admire this dope reflect poorly on intelligent Sox fans everywhere.

I much smarter than most of the fans here, but I'll do my best not to talk down to you nice people. I assure everyone here that you'll all enjoy my insights into the White Sox and baseball in general. I'll start posting as soon as my three conditions are met.

[mandrake]

I am fairly new to this too, having annoyed my fair share of people. I think this post should be under the "White Sox," and not Baseball Stadiums, but who am I to judge? Besides, my wife wants me to do "something" with my Comiskey Park seat up here in the attic and I have to think of how it would add to the living room decor before I find it up on ebay !!!!

Now let me go grab some bench and get to work. (yes, I watch the Hawk on TV too). I'm gone !!!

[Nat Bailey]

I'm new here at baseball fever. I'll only stay on a few conditions.

First that there are no oldtimers rambling on about how much Aparicio, Fox, Kittle and all those other losers who wore a white Sox uni before the Williams-Guillen era. Nothing galls me more than reading some dullard rambling endlessly about how Nellie Fox played the game the way it was meant to be played or some nonsense like that.

Second thing is no one can reply to me with those stupid faces or other icons. I hate those things. If I wasn't politically correct, I'd say those things were gay. And while we're at it, how about if the folks monitoring these boards can filter out all stupid responses? I'm a pretty smart guy with an important job and I shouldn't have to deal with idiots.

Finally, no Hawk Harrelson imitators. The man is beyond pathetic. The last thing I need when I'm trying to have an intelligent baseball discussion is for some halfwit to respond with "he gone" or "grab some bench". This tiresome hasbeen wore out his welcome 20 years ago and the idiots who admire this dope reflect poorly on intelligent Sox fans everywhere.

I much smarter than most of the fans here, but I'll do my best not to talk down to you nice people. I assure everyone here that you'll all enjoy my insights into the White Sox and baseball in general. I'll start posting as soon as my three conditions are met.

:banghead:
Nellie Fox DID play the game the way it should be played. Take the time to learn son, theres a good boy now.
Now grab some bench! Theres some smarties here.
:dance

[Sean O]

I much smarter than most of the fans here, but I'll do my best not to talk down to you nice people. I assure everyone here that you'll all enjoy my insights into the White Sox and baseball in general. I'll start posting as soon as my three conditions are met.

Nothing says you're smarter than everyone else than:

1). Forgetting words in the very sentence in which you insult people,

2). posting in the wrong forum,

3). breaking your own rules with the very premise of posting,

4). being from Evanston, one of the very worst cities in the US. This is coming from a former Evanston resident.

How about you get that chip off your shoulder, then we can enjoy your wonderful observations.

[greenbay63]

*****I much smarter than most of the fans here, but I'll do my best not to talk down to you nice people.******

Thanks. Hope I learn something. By the way, do you need a proofreader?

[Yoda]

Nothing says you're smarter than everyone else than:

1). Forgetting words in the very sentence in which you insult people,

2). posting in the wrong forum,

3). breaking your own rules with the very premise of posting,

4). being from Evanston, one of the very worst cities in the US. This is coming from a former Evanston resident.

How about you get that chip off your shoulder, then we can enjoy your wonderful observations.



What's wrong with Evanston?:noidea

[Yankees12]

Well, given this first post, I hope your conditions aren't met.

[Zoso]

Nothing says you're smarter than everyone else than:

1). Forgetting words in the very sentence in which you insult people,

2). posting in the wrong forum,

3). breaking your own rules with the very premise of posting,

4). being from Evanston, one of the very worst cities in the US. This is coming from a former Evanston resident.

How about you get that chip off your shoulder, then we can enjoy your wonderful observations.

I'm a Northwestern student, thereby proving that I'm smarter than all but 11 people in the USA (NU is the #12 school and I figure the deans at those schools are a LITTLE smarter than me just 2 be nice) ok cya l8r.

*****I much smarter than most of the fans here, but I'll do my best not to talk down to you nice people.******

Thanks. Hope I learn something. By the way, do you need a proofreader?

I personally hate even the thought of facebook. To me besides the the whole find some booty thing, it’s just a bunch of nosy mufuckas.

I could give a damn about people from highschool or that I used to work with. If we aint comunnicating now then obviously we weren’t that close in the first place. Who cares what the hell you been doing the last 5-10 yrs it hasn’t involved me or isn’t helping better my life so bounce.

Same thing in the streets, I hate when peeps come up to you like "remember me from highschool or member me from way back when"? I just givem the gas face and be like yeah so what.

If the kids wanna play with that **** then fine but to me most people are too old to be out tryin to make new friends to "hang out with"? and all that dumb ****

It really bugs me out at the info people will put on the internet about themselves. What happened to hittin up the bars, the thrill of the chase, out on the scene and ****?

Not to mention when you see these chicks friends and it’s hella dudes on there you gotta assume she done smashed with at least a 1/3 to 1/2 of these cats and here another cat is gettin excited to run up in it.

NO THANKS!!!!!!!!

[Zoso]

*****I much smarter than most of the fans here, but I'll do my best not to talk down to you nice people.******

Thanks. Hope I learn something. By the way, do you need a proofreader?

Fun fact: I once had supper with Brett Farvre's corpse. True story.

[Gary Dunaier]

I am hoping to be able to learn many things about the Base Ball from Zoso.

Someone has told me that there are many men who do the Base Ball games that have weird names - funny names, peculiar names. For example, there used to be "Babe" Ruth, which is a funny name and a peculiar name at the same time because even though "Babe" is a term of endearment given to a girl, and Ruth is a girl's name, "Babe" Ruth was a man. And there also used to be "Dizzy" Dean, his brother "Daffy" Dean, and their French cousin Goufé.

I am hoping Zoso can explain this phenomenon to me so that I may learn and become knowledgeable and expert on the Base Ball.

[Sean O]

What's wrong with Evanston?:noidea

You mean where poor, uptight college students, rich insufferable yuppies and the highest percentage of mentally deranged people in the nation wander around amidst a clueless and inefficient police force without any nighttime lighting in 95% of the city?

I'm a Northwestern student, thereby proving that I'm smarter than all but 11 people in the USA (NU is the #12 school and I figure the deans at those schools are a LITTLE smarter than me just 2 be nice) ok cya l8r.


I'm a Northwestern graduate, and I can tell you that doesn't mean a thing. Some of the dumbest people I've ever met attended NU, in a wide variety of disciplines. As an alum, I can tell you that NU is dramatically overrated, and your (our) education isn't worth anything.

Anyway, we should get back to ballparks. I believe you must be the only White Sox fan in Evanston, since everyone there appears to be a bandwagon Cubs fan. One of the few things I liked about Chicago is the ease of access along the red line to both parks, even if you risk being sliced open if you wander around Howard because the CTA "forgot" to run that last purple line train of the night.

[mandrake]

The first one was a bit humorous. I thought it was tongue in cheek. This second post is not funny at all, and many people will find it offensive.

[Zoso]

You mean where poor, uptight college students, rich insufferable yuppies and the highest percentage of mentally deranged people in the nation wander around amidst a clueless and inefficient police force without any nighttime lighting in 95% of the city?



I'm a Northwestern graduate, and I can tell you that doesn't mean a thing. Some of the dumbest people I've ever met attended NU, in a wide variety of disciplines. As an alum, I can tell you that NU is dramatically overrated, and your (our) education isn't worth anything.

Anyway, we should get back to ballparks. I believe you must be the only White Sox fan in Evanston, since everyone there appears to be a bandwagon Cubs fan. One of the few things I liked about Chicago is the ease of access along the red line to both parks, even if you risk being sliced open if you wander around Howard because the CTA "forgot" to run that last purple line train of the night.

This is the major leagues so get it how you live and let’s fight tomorrow.

[Sean O]

This is the major leagues so get it how you live and let’s fight tomorrow.

Are you a native English speaker? From your posts, it appears you're typing into babelfish, so I guess we should cut you some slack. At least until you're banned for being a dupe account.

[Zoso]

Are you a native English speaker? From your posts, it appears you're typing into babelfish, so I guess we should cut you some slack. At least until you're banned for being a dupe account.

You don't want to get into an argument with me about the true meaning of words because you'll lose and it won't be fun.

Really, you're just a six foot tall zucchini riding a lawnmower. Now let's all call a dog.

*plays AIC's "Angry Chair" on guitar*

[Urbanshocker13]

You mean where poor, uptight college students, rich insufferable yuppies and the highest percentage of mentally deranged people in the nation wander around amidst a clueless and inefficient police force without any nighttime lighting in 95% of the city?



Now, Now, that's not true. That's actually Schenectady New York, with Albany close behind! I have to show my Upstate pride now, can't let you take credit for what's rightfully ours!


BTW what a useless thread! How long before the Mods close this one!

[Sean O]

You don't want to get into an argument with me about the true meaning of words because you'll lose and it won't be fun.

Really, you're just a six foot tall zucchini riding a lawnmower. Now let's all call a dog.

*plays AIC's "Angry Chair" on guitar*

Zoso is my favorite poster in weeks. He's as inane as JimmyJimJimz, as confrontational as the worst NY trolls, and has about as much ballpark information as either. Plus he has Donald's social skills.

Kudos to you, sir.

[Seattle1]

You don't want to get into an argument with me about the true meaning of words because you'll lose and it won't be fun.

Really, you're just a six foot tall zucchini riding a lawnmower. Now let's all call a dog.

*plays AIC's "Angry Chair" on guitar*

This just keeps getting weirder!

:laugh

[Zoso]

is that a personal spear thrown in my direction? ?

[Zoso]

This just keeps getting weirder!

:laugh

another personal javelin thrown my way eh? never mind you will never understand mysupport for a certain BALSEBALL TEAM! (SOX))

[Urbanshocker13]

Zoso is my favorite poster in weeks. He's as inane as JimmyJimJimz, as confrontational as the worst NY trolls, and has about as much ballpark information as either. Plus he has Donald's social skills.

Kudos to you, sir.

Ha! You are right! We have a new member to the BBF Poster hall of fame! On his first day! It even took Manhattan a couple of post to find out that he was totally nuts!

[Zoso]

Ha! You are right! We have a new member to the BBF Poster hall of fame! On his first day! It even took Manhattan a couple of post to find out that he was totally nuts!


Those whom dare to challenge the bulls should be horsewhipped in the opinion of this humble horsemaster. An affront to national dignity should be served in kind with a physical retaliation of the ultimate caliber. Could it be, though action is appealing to rather than none, complete factoids should be believed to write the book of love with intents nevermore malicious and delicious. And blessed be the children, who dream of love and whispers that sail upon the wind with every mention of the chicago bulls, until life do us bring together in the realm of phantasy. Creation is for the young and experienced, however, beggars be we all, and until that is grasped by any living human, peace shall remain elusive. in short GO BULLS!!


yours in anger,
Horsemaster Freind
:gt

[Seattle1]

Zoso is my favorite poster in weeks. He's as inane as JimmyJimJimz, as confrontational as the worst NY trolls, and has about as much ballpark information as either. Plus he has Donald's social skills.

Kudos to you, sir.


Who was that poster who would make the strangest off the wall comments from time to time? I can't remember his screen name off the top of my head, don't remember seeing him post in months. His avatar was some kind of dead (or passed out drunk), yellow, bloated cartoon character creature of some kind. He was funny.

[Yoda]

I sense that this one can post in locked threads.

[greenbay63]

I can't believe I'm wasting time on this.

*****Fun fact: I once had supper with Brett Farvre's corpse. True story.****

I shook his hand on the field once in Indianapolis and learned how to spell his name before I interviewed him. He's not the reason I'm a fan of the Packers. That distinction belongs to John Brockington.

[monkeypants]

And another is elected to the hallowed halls of the Ignore List...

[leecemark]

Zoso isn't so funny and this thread is done - as is he.