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SwampBass
02-23-2008, 02:19 PM
Source (http://apnews.myway.com//article/20080223/D8V08BL80.html)

MIAMI (AP) - The Florida Marlins are looking for some footloose fat men. The National League team is creating an all-male, plus-size cheerleading squad to be dubbed the Manatees. Tryouts were scheduled for Sunday.

The team hopes to recruit seven to 10 tubby men to dance, cheer and jiggle during Friday and Saturday home games this season.

Real manatees, 1,200-pound mammals sometimes referred to as "sea cows," are not considered the most agile of creatures and often get caught in boat propellers.

The Marlins want their Manatees to have the same dimensions, but to be decidedly more agile. Men will be judged on how well they dance a choreographed routine.

The Marlins already have a cheerleading squad, the considerably more svelte Mermaids.

Men selected for the Manatees won't be paid. They'll get tickets to games they perform at, and the honor of dancing in front of crowds that have been smallest in major league baseball for the last two seasons.

The Marlins aren't the only pro sports team capitalizing on Americans' expanding waistlines. The Chicago Bulls basketball team have the Matadors, a big-man dance troupe that's entertained fans at home games since 2003.

And although cheerleaders might be an unfamiliar site in baseball, big men aren't, as fans have long cheered on the likes of Babe Ruth and Kirby Puckett.

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Where do I sign up? :highfive:

whoisonit
02-23-2008, 03:23 PM
Yea, this is a great idea.
It will be such a bonding type moment when a father has to explain to his young son why the cheerleader colapsed and paramedics are performing CPR. Uh huh, great idea.

36336

Silver Blaze
02-23-2008, 05:21 PM
And the Marlins franchise just gets uglier....

Terrible idea.

NJMetfan4life
02-23-2008, 05:32 PM
It may be me, but all 200 people who go too the games, won't want to go any more.

SwampBass
02-23-2008, 08:19 PM
Funny, all 3 of the replies were from people with Mets themes for avatars.

Gary Dunaier
02-24-2008, 01:42 AM
Funny, all 3 of the replies were from people with Mets themes for avatars.
Wanna make it four????? :highfive:

PJ-34
02-24-2008, 01:49 AM
Go Marlins ;). Jays fans are always here for ya no matter what you guys do.

Yankeebiscuitfan
02-24-2008, 01:46 PM
Loria should focus on building a team, instead of dealing with this kind of BS.

Imgran
02-25-2008, 01:17 PM
What do Loria and building teams have to do with each other???

brewcrew82
02-25-2008, 05:53 PM
It's not like Loria sits up at night thinking of these things. The Marlins have both a marketing department and a GM, who focus on their respective duties.

Yankeebiscuitfan
02-26-2008, 11:49 AM
It's not like Loria sits up at night thinking of these things. The Marlins have both a marketing department and a GM, who focus on their respective duties.

Sure. But I think he will have the final word in things like this. Or doesn't he?

Marliner435
03-06-2008, 04:51 AM
Ah, this brings to mind the infamous "Truffle Shuffle" from the Goonies. Lovely.:dance

Jayme
03-06-2008, 11:49 PM
Chunk haha!