Three Word Baseball Story

[AstrosFan]

We will describe a baseball game, a fictional one, three words at a time. Just continue what the last person wrote. Make the story, funny, poignant, absurd, exciting, anything you like. If this is successful, we can start a new game.

[AstrosFan]

One sunny Sunday

[Dravecky43]

on freshly cut

[four tool]

grass.The Giants

[jeterMVP]

lost another game

[anjo25]

simply because a

[Yankeebiscuitfan]

lack of vision

[Williamsburg2599]

forced Bonds to

[Old Sweater]

blame it on

[mojorisin71]

Pedro Gomez, who

[AstrosFan]

quit immediately. Meanwhile,

[mojorisin71]

Barry Zito allowed

[VTSoxFan]

no hits through

[jsmets92]

the first inning

[jays632]

, before allowing four

[mojorisin71]

straight homers to

[EvanAparra]

straight homers to

Nomar Garciaparra, Russel

[AstrosFan]

who took greenies

[Williamsburg2599]

once but didn't

[jsmets92]

realize that he

[four tool]

didn't need to.

[Williamsburg2599]

In the second

[VTSoxFan]

Derek Lowe threw

[Go Stros]

two wild pitches,

[GotMelk?]

One hit Barriod

[west coast orange and black]

(who is barriod?)

[-Kyle-]

perhaps we should copy the story into the post so the next person has to only copy and paste, then add their words? like so...

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass. The Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immeadiatly, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, Russel who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid (who is barroid) in the arm
Good?

[GotMelk?]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass. The Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immeadiatly, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, Russel who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid (who is barroid)in the arm He charged the

PS-Barry Bonds is Barriod

[cubsfan1073]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass. The Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immeadiatly, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, Russel who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid (who is barroid)in the arm. He charged the mound and hit

[jsmets92]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass. The Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immeadiatly, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, Russel who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid (who is barroid)in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent (his best friend:D ) with

[GotMelk?]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass. The Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immeadiatly, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, Russel who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid (who is barroid)in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent (his best friend ) witha used srygine

[cubsfan1073]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass. The Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immeadiatly, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, Russel who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid (who is barroid)in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent (his best friend ) with a used srygine. Bonds hurt himself

[Go Stros]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass. The Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immeadiatly, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, Russel who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid (who is barroid)in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent (his best friend ) with a used srygine. Bonds hurt himself and injured his

[cubsfan1073]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass. The Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immeadiatly, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, Russel who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid (who is barroid)in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent (his best friend) with a used srygine. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game

[EvanAparra]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass. The Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immeadiatly, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, Russel who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid (who is barroid)in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent (his best friend) with a used srygine. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for

[StanTheMan]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass. The Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immeadiatly, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, Russel who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid (who is barroid)in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent (his best friend) with a used srygine. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until

[jsmets92]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass. The Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immeadiatly, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, Russel who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid (who is barroid)in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent (his best friend) with a used srygine. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog

[Go Stros]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass. The Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immeadiatly, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, Russel who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid (who is barroid)in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent (his best friend) with a used srygine. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the

[Williamsburg2599]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass. The Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immeadiatly, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, Russel who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid (who is barroid)in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent (his best friend) with a used srygine. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr.

[EvanAparra]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass. The Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immeadiatly, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, Russel who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid (who is barroid)in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent (his best friend) with a used srygine. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald

[Yankeebiscuitfan]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass. The Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immeadiatly, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, Russel who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid (who is barroid)in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent (his best friend) with a used srygine. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire

[anjo25]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass. The Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immeadiatly, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, Russel who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid (who is barroid)in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent (his best friend) with a used srygine. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned

[four tool]

But the game

[four tool]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass. The Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immeadiatly, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, Russel who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid (who is barroid)in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent (his best friend) with a used srygine. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned But the game

[Go Stros]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass. The Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immeadiatly, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, Russel who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid (who is barroid)in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent (his best friend) with a used srygine. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued, Lowe then

[jays632]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass. The Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immeadiatly, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, Russel who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid (who is barroid)in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent (his best friend) with a used srygine. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued, Lowe then regained his control

[TonyK]

[/B][QUOTE=jays632]One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass. The Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immeadiatly, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, Russel who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid (who is barroid)in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent (his best friend) with a used srygine. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued, Lowe then regained his control of his sinker

[AstrosFan]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, Russell, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued, Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out

[cubsfan1073]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, Russell, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued, Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters

[Yankee Legend]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, Russell, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued, Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up

[EvanAparra]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, Russell, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued, Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league

[Elvis]

blooper into shallow...

[Dodgerfan1]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, Russell, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued, Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that

[Elvis]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, Russell, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued, Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that

got lost in

[cubsfan1073]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, Russell, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued, Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a double to

[four tool]

[QUOTE=Yankee Legend]One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, Russell, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued, Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up][QUOTE]four consecutive homeruns[B][B

[four tool]

I tried getting the new words in bold inside the quotye and got "message too short, please increase to ten characters three consecutive times even after spelling out homeruns, so I gave up.

[EvanAparra]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, Russell, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued, Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt.


This is where we are right now.

[AstrosFan]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, Russell, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued, Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to

[jsmets92]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, Russell, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued, Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the

[Williamsburg2599]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, Russell, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued, Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he

[EvanAparra]

[QUOTE=Williamsburg2599]One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued, Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins

[Elvis]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued, Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and

[AstrosFan]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued, Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage.

[EvanAparra]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued, Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm.

[-Kyle-]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued, Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said

[Williamsburg2599]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued, Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never

[mojorisin71]

mentioned baseball, so

[StanTheMan]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued, Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm

[-Kyle-]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued, Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive

[The Dude]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued, Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, so call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation

[StanTheMan]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued, Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar.

[mojorisin71]

Bonds protested, saying

[Williamsburg2599]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued, Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar. Bonds protested, saying "I don't want

[ShortStop]

Just another ring

[Williamsburg2599]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued, Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar. Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my

[cubsfan1073]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued, Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar. Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want

[AstrosFan]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued, Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar. Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned

[W_Marone]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued, Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar. Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my

[AstrosFan]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately, meanwhile Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued, Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar. Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes.

[Richmond Hill Phoenix]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

(New paragraph) Back at AT&T...

[Elvis]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally

[W_Marone]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake

[four tool]

especially on my

[Richmond Hill Phoenix]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said.

[Elvis]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was

[StanTheMan]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day,

[Williamsburg2599]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars

[Richmond Hill Phoenix]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away

[StanTheMan]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans.

[Williamsburg2599]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans."We don't need

[Elvis]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!"

[hudsonharden]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated

[Elvis]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to

[hudsonharden]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian

[Erik Bedard]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking

[jays632]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating

[Captain Cold Nose]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3

[PopTop]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver...

[Captain Cold Nose]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong

[Richmond Hill Phoenix]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been

[Elvis]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster

[jays632]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit

[Williamsburg2599]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the

[Richmond Hill Phoenix]

Elvis and I posted at the same time. Deleted!

[Elvis]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to

[Richmond Hill Phoenix]

I liked Elvis' better, so:

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins.

[jsmets92]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was

[four tool]

[QUOTE=baseballstar592]One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement

[dgarza]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day

[four tool]

[QUOTE=dgarza]One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed

[Richmond Hill Phoenix]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the

[Captain Cold Nose]

Same time as Four Tool in a past post.

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said

[digglahhh]

Deleted. same time as Marone

[W_Marone]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty"

[dgarza]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full"

[Erik Bedard]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you"

[dgarza]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some"

[Erik Bedard]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because"

[Elvis]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!

[dgarza]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled

[Go Stros]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself

[ttmman21]

Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: #1 Stros Fan in Louisiana
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One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky

[jsmets92]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time

[-Kyle-]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip

[Richmond Hill Phoenix]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before

[Cubsfan97]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my

[Elvis]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place.

[dgarza]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's

[Elvis]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's brush with death.

[Old Sweater]

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dgarza
Registered User Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 2,500

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a

[Williamsburg2599]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but

[Elvis]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found

[Williamsburg2599]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in

[Elvis]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for

[Cubsfan97]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies. Suddenly Barry

[Elvis]

hmm, a bit inappropriate. Should we leave that in? :ughh

[Edgartohof]

hmm, a bit inappropriate. Should we leave that in? :ughh

You just beat me to it. I say let's take it out.

[Richmond Hill Phoenix]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit (sorry 5Pujols5, but we're nixing that entry)

[Elvis]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist

[four tool]

Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner

[5Pujols5]

sorry....I was just tying to get him out of the story

[west coast orange and black]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing

[W_Marone]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell

[Old Sweater]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell ,noted for her

[west coast orange and black]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say

[anjo25]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi million dollar

[west coast orange and black]

[QUOTE=anjo25]One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my

[W_Marone]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on

[Captain Cold Nose]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my nummy ring dings
__________________

[Elvis]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings."

[VTSoxFan]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted

[Elvis]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as

[four tool]

[QUOTE=Elvis]One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted]Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah

[west coast orange and black]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded

[The Dude]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig.

[Cubsfan97]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced

[west coast orange and black]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver

[VTSoxFan]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the

[west coast orange and black]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer

[VTSoxFan]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused

[SoxSon]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the

[-Kyle-]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so

[jsmets92]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called

[VTSoxFan]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney

[The Dude]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver.

[AstrosFan]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced

[west coast orange and black]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news

[VTSoxFan]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot

[west coast orange and black]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot colorfully into the

[Old Sweater]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered

[StanTheMan]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue

[Cubsfan97]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell

[Richmond Hill Phoenix]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who

[Go Stros]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was

[Cubsfan97]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile

[Richmond Hill Phoenix]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was

[jeterMVP]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always

[Elvis]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids.

Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always - [B]paying no mind

[Dalkowski110]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing

[Elvis]

Ok, I think we need to set a few rules for this story thread:

1. No one commits suicide
2. no one dies
3. No one commits rape, murder or any other horrendous crime
4. No one mentions Rosie O'fata** ever ever again.

Agreed?

[Dalkowski110]

Oh all right...post edited. Agreed about Rosie, tho'.

"any other horrendous crime"

Can we put counterfeiting into the story? Also, didn't we kill off Tim McCarver?

[Elvis]

Aw c'mon, I really dislike Pete Rose!

Can't you have him join the French Forign Legion or something? :laugh

[Richmond Hill Phoenix]

Can we put counterfeiting into the story? Also, didn't we kill off Tim McCarver? Yes, but it was funny at least!

[Elvis]

Yes, but it was funny at least!

McCarver wasn't killed, just fired. :dance

Counterfeiting is fine - after all, I made Bonds a commie. :laugh

[Richmond Hill Phoenix]

McCarver wasn't killed, just fired. :dance
I guess we have different interpretations of the word "terminate" :laugh.

[Dalkowski110]

BTW, I edited my post...now just figure out how to respond to it!!! :laugh

[Richmond Hill Phoenix]

BTW, I edited my post...now just figure out how to respond to it!!! :laughWhat does that even mean? I'm gonna leave this one for someone else.

[Elvis]

I guess we have different interpretations of the word "terminate" :laugh.

Barney killed him?!

http://www.math.duke.edu/~blake/troop412/photos/Washington/barney.jpg

And he looks so cute and unassuming. :noidea :laugh

[Dalkowski110]

What does it mean? It means this...

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing

[Elvis]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way

[Richmond Hill Phoenix]

What does it mean? It means this...

I just meant your three words... The tentacled thing. :laugh

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He

[Elvis]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin

[Dalkowski110]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin and hallucinating badly

[Richmond Hill Phoenix]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from

[hudsonharden]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard.

[Disgruntaledmarinerfan]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day,

[Yankee Legend]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won

[Disgruntaledmarinerfan]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he

[Captain Cold Nose]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks

[Cubsfan97]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons

[four tool]

never even threw

[Captain Cold Nose]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople

[Erik Bedard]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks,

[Captain Cold Nose]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated."

[four tool]

[QUOTE=Captain Cold Nose]One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated."So Barry said

[Dalkowski110]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

[Cubsfan97]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized

[Richmond Hill Phoenix]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career

[Captain Cold Nose]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer

[Go Stros]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning

[four tool]

[QUOTE=Go Stros]One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginningto eclipse Madonna's

[Captain Cold Nose]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginningto eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career

[jsmets92]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginningto eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most

[Elvis]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginningto eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since

[The Dude]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginningto eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal

[StanTheMan]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginningto eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons.

[Williamsburg2599]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginningto eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the

[StanTheMan]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginningto eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom,

[Elvis]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginningto eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little johnny found

[tripledup22]

that there was

[Old Sweater]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginningto eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox

[Disgruntaledmarinerfan]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginningto eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A

[four tool]

"we want Arod!"

[four tool]

[QUOTE=Disgruntaledmarinerfan]One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginningto eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!"

[Captain Cold Nose]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginningto eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture.

[Mad Guru]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginningto eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture
that Barajas' mother

[Richmond Hill Phoenix]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginningto eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to

[Captain Cold Nose]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginningto eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive

[Richmond Hill Phoenix]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginningto eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of

[Captain Cold Nose]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginningto eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod

[Cubsfan97]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginningto eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his

[tripledup22]

liver so he

[Cubsfan97]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginningto eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra

[MadHatter]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginningto eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

[StanTheMan]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginningto eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy

[Cubsfan97]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginningto eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred

[Richmond Hill Phoenix]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginningto eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs

[four tool]

[QUOTE=RichmondHillPhoenix]One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginningto eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugswith Casey Stengal

[Mad Guru]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginningto eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengal.

Little happened after

[Cubsfan97]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginningto eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengal.

Little happened after using jetpacks became

[StanTheMan]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginningto eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengal.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor

[Yankee Legend]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginningto eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengal.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero

[Disgruntaledmarinerfan]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginningto eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengal.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero Severely injured his

[AstrosFan]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings

[MadHatter]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock.

[Jobu]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched

[Disgruntaledmarinerfan]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line

[Elvis]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra

[Disgruntaledmarinerfan]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods