Three Word Baseball Story

[E.Banks#14]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-strength Viagra laced with steroids. Spokesperson Rafael Palmeiro

[four tool]

[QUOTE=Disgruntaledmarinerfan]One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand"

[StanTheMan]

[quote=Disgruntaledmarinerfan]One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase

[Richmond Hill Phoenix]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability.

[four tool]

[QUOTE=RichmondHillPhoenix]One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability

[StanTheMan]

[quote=RichmondHillPhoenix]One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability but only while

[Richmond Hill Phoenix]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability but only while in Congress. Vladdy

[ttmman21]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability but only while in Congress. Vladdy then said I'll

[Cubsfan97]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability but only while in Congress. Vladdy then said I'll never talk to

[Old Sweater]

[QUOTE=Cubsfan97]One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability but only while in Congress. Vladdy then said I'll never talk to Ellen DeGeneres about

[tripledup22]

how she ate

[Cubsfan97]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability but only while in Congress. Vladdy then said I'll never talk to Ellen DeGeneres about how she ate Bengie Molinas cupcakes

[Tacosaregood/metsguy234]

[QUOTE=Cubsfan97]One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability but only while in Congress. Vladdy then said I'll never talk to Ellen DeGeneres about how she ate Bengie Molinas cupcakes. One hilarious drunken

[Cubsfan97]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability but only while in Congress. Vladdy then said I'll never talk to Ellen DeGeneres about how she ate Bengie Molinas cupcakes. One hilarious drunken pigeon got hit

[Edgartohof]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability but only while in Congress. Vladdy then said I'll never talk to Ellen DeGeneres about how she ate Bengie Molinas cupcakes. One hilarious drunken pigeon got hit while taking a

[Yankee Legend]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability but only while in Congress. Vladdy then said I'll never talk to Ellen DeGeneres about how she ate Bengie Molinas cupcakes. One hilarious drunken pigeon got hit while taking a steriod-induces bird seed

[Tacosaregood/metsguy234]

[QUOTE=Yankee Legend]One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability but only while in Congress. Vladdy then said I'll never talk to Ellen DeGeneres about how she ate Bengie Molinas cupcakes. One hilarious drunken pigeon got hit while taking a steriod-induces bird seed with Jose Canseco

[Cubsfan97]

[quote=Yankee Legend]One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability but only while in Congress. Vladdy then said I'll never talk to Ellen DeGeneres about how she ate Bengie Molinas cupcakes. One hilarious drunken pigeon got hit while taking a steriod-induces bird seed with Jose Canseco making a comeback to

[Tacosaregood/metsguy234]

[QUOTE=Cubsfan97][quote=Yankee Legend]One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability but only while in Congress. Vladdy then said I'll never talk to Ellen DeGeneres about how she ate Bengie Molinas cupcakes. One hilarious drunken pigeon got hit while taking a steriod-induces bird seed with Jose Canseco making a comeback to MLB.Barry Zito

[Richmond Hill Phoenix]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability but only while in Congress. Vladdy then said I'll never talk to Ellen DeGeneres about how she ate Bengie Molinas cupcakes. One hilarious drunken pigeon got hit while taking a steriod-induces bird seed with Jose Canseco making a comeback to MLB. Barry Zito's mother called him

[Tacosaregood/metsguy234]

[QUOTE=RichmondHillPhoenix]One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability but only while in Congress. Vladdy then said I'll never talk to Ellen DeGeneres about how she ate Bengie Molinas cupcakes. One hilarious drunken pigeon got hit while taking a steriod-induces bird seed with Jose Canseco making a comeback to MLB. Barry Zito's mother called himto tell him

[Go Stros]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability but only while in Congress. Vladdy then said I'll never talk to Ellen DeGeneres about how she ate Bengie Molinas cupcakes. One hilarious drunken pigeon got hit while taking a steriod-induces bird seed with Jose Canseco making a comeback to MLB. Barry Zito's mother called him to tell him not to act

[VTSoxFan]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability but only while in Congress. Vladdy then said I'll never talk to Ellen DeGeneres about how she ate Bengie Molinas cupcakes. One hilarious drunken pigeon got hit while taking a steriod-induces bird seed with Jose Canseco making a comeback to MLB. Barry Zito's mother called him to tell him not to act on Broadway in

[ttmman21]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability but only while in Congress. Vladdy then said I'll never talk to Ellen DeGeneres about how she ate Bengie Molinas cupcakes. One hilarious drunken pigeon got hit while taking a steriod-induces bird seed with Jose Canseco making a comeback to MLB. Barry Zito's mother called him to tell him not to act on Broadway in Cats, so he

[AstrosFan]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability but only while in Congress. Vladdy then said I'll never talk to Ellen DeGeneres about how she ate Bengie Molinas cupcakes. One hilarious drunken pigeon got hit while taking a steriods-induced bird seed with Jose Canseco making a comeback to MLB. Barry Zito's mother called him to tell him not to act on Broadway in Selig: The Musical

[four tool]

[QUOTE=AstrosFan]One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability but only while in Congress. Vladdy then said I'll never talk to Ellen DeGeneres about how she ate Bengie Molinas cupcakes. One hilarious drunken pigeon got hit while taking a steriods-induced bird seed with Jose Canseco making a comeback to MLB. Barry Zito's mother called him to tell him not to act on Broadway in Selig: The Musical but he could

[ttmman21]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability but only while in Congress. Vladdy then said I'll never talk to Ellen DeGeneres about how she ate Bengie Molinas cupcakes. One hilarious drunken pigeon got hit while taking a steriods-induced bird seed with Jose Canseco making a comeback to MLB. Barry Zito's mother called him to tell him not to act on Broadway in Selig: The Musical Starring George Steinbrenner





i like astrosfans better

[Cubsfan97]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability but only while in Congress. Vladdy then said I'll never talk to Ellen DeGeneres about how she ate Bengie Molinas cupcakes. One hilarious drunken pigeon got hit while taking a steriods-induced bird seed with Jose Canseco making a comeback to MLB. Barry Zito's mother called him to tell him not to act on Broadway in Selig: The Musical Starring George Steinbrenner so, Steibrenner bought

[Richmond Hill Phoenix]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability but only while in Congress. Vladdy then said I'll never talk to Ellen DeGeneres about how she ate Bengie Molinas cupcakes. One hilarious drunken pigeon got hit while taking a steriods-induced bird seed with Jose Canseco making a comeback to MLB. Barry Zito's mother called him to tell him not to act on Broadway in Selig: The Musical Starring George Steinbrenner so, Steibrenner bought The Giants, and

[Disgruntaledmarinerfan]

one sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability but only while in Congress. Vladdy then said I'll never talk to Ellen DeGeneres about how she ate Bengie Molinas cupcakes. One hilarious drunken pigeon got hit while taking a steriods-induced bird seed with Jose Canseco making a comeback to MLB. Barry Zito's mother called him to tell him not to act on Broadway in Selig: The Musical Starring George Steinbrenner so, Steibrenner bought The Giants, and Moved them to

[jsmets92]

one sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability but only while in Congress. Vladdy then said I'll never talk to Ellen DeGeneres about how she ate Bengie Molinas cupcakes. One hilarious drunken pigeon got hit while taking a steriods-induced bird seed with Jose Canseco making a comeback to MLB. Barry Zito's mother called him to tell him not to act on Broadway in Selig: The Musical Starring George Steinbrenner so, Steibrenner bought The Giants, and Moved them to Tijuana, stating that

[Williamsburg2599]

one sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability but only while in Congress. Vladdy then said I'll never talk to Ellen DeGeneres about how she ate Bengie Molinas cupcakes. One hilarious drunken pigeon got hit while taking a steriods-induced bird seed with Jose Canseco making a comeback to MLB. Barry Zito's mother called him to tell him not to act on Broadway in Selig: The Musical Starring George Steinbrenner so, Steibrenner bought The Giants, and Moved them to Tijuana, stating that "Steibrenner likes

[Yankee Legend]

one sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability but only while in Congress. Vladdy then said I'll never talk to Ellen DeGeneres about how she ate Bengie Molinas cupcakes. One hilarious drunken pigeon got hit while taking a steriods-induced bird seed with Jose Canseco making a comeback to MLB. Barry Zito's mother called him to tell him not to act on Broadway in Selig: The Musical Starring George Steinbrenner so, Steibrenner bought The Giants, and Moved them to Tijuana, stating that "Steibrenner likes Barry eating a

[VTSoxFan]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability but only while in Congress. Vladdy then said I'll never talk to Ellen DeGeneres about how she ate Bengie Molinas cupcakes. One hilarious drunken pigeon got hit while taking a steriods-induced bird seed with Jose Canseco making a comeback to MLB. Barry Zito's mother called him to tell him not to act on Broadway in Selig: The Musical Starring George Steinbrenner so, Steinbrenner bought The Giants, and Moved them to Tijuana, stating that "Steinbrenner likes Barry eating a roast turkey dinner

[StanTheMan]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability but only while in Congress. Vladdy then said I'll never talk to Ellen DeGeneres about how she ate Bengie Molinas cupcakes. One hilarious drunken pigeon got hit while taking a steriods-induced bird seed with Jose Canseco making a comeback to MLB. Barry Zito's mother called him to tell him not to act on Broadway in Selig: The Musical Starring George Steinbrenner so, Steinbrenner bought The Giants, and Moved them to Tijuana, stating that "Steinbrenner likes Barry eating a roast turkey dinner.

Cheap $3 Thongs

[Tacosaregood/metsguy234]

[QUOTE=StanTheMan]One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability but only while in Congress. Vladdy then said I'll never talk to Ellen DeGeneres about how she ate Bengie Molinas cupcakes. One hilarious drunken pigeon got hit while taking a steriods-induced bird seed with Jose Canseco making a comeback to MLB. Barry Zito's mother called him to tell him not to act on Broadway in Selig: The Musical Starring George Steinbrenner so, Steinbrenner bought The Giants, and Moved them to Tijuana, stating that "Steinbrenner likes Barry eating a roast turkey dinner.

Cheap $3 Thongs by Tim McCarver

[StanTheMan]

[quote=StanTheMan]One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability but only while in Congress. Vladdy then said I'll never talk to Ellen DeGeneres about how she ate Bengie Molinas cupcakes. One hilarious drunken pigeon got hit while taking a steriods-induced bird seed with Jose Canseco making a comeback to MLB. Barry Zito's mother called him to tell him not to act on Broadway in Selig: The Musical Starring George Steinbrenner so, Steinbrenner bought The Giants, and Moved them to Tijuana, stating that "Steinbrenner likes Barry eating a roast turkey dinner.

Cheap $3 Thongs by Tim McCarver sold briskly, although

[Erik Bedard]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability but only while in Congress. Vladdy then said I'll never talk to Ellen DeGeneres about how she ate Bengie Molinas cupcakes. One hilarious drunken pigeon got hit while taking a steriods-induced bird seed with Jose Canseco making a comeback to MLB. Barry Zito's mother called him to tell him not to act on Broadway in Selig: The Musical Starring George Steinbrenner so, Steinbrenner bought The Giants, and Moved them to Tijuana, stating that "Steinbrenner likes Barry eating a roast turkey dinner.

Cheap $3 Thongs by Tim McCarver sold briskly, although they were never

[Tacosaregood/metsguy234]

[QUOTE=Erik Bedard]One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability but only while in Congress. Vladdy then said I'll never talk to Ellen DeGeneres about how she ate Bengie Molinas cupcakes. One hilarious drunken pigeon got hit while taking a steriods-induced bird seed with Jose Canseco making a comeback to MLB. Barry Zito's mother called him to tell him not to act on Broadway in Selig: The Musical Starring George Steinbrenner so, Steinbrenner bought The Giants, and Moved them to Tijuana, stating that "Steinbrenner likes Barry eating a roast turkey dinner.

Cheap $3 Thongs by Tim McCarver sold briskly, although they were neveredible. Their advertisement

[Erik Bedard]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability but only while in Congress. Vladdy then said I'll never talk to Ellen DeGeneres about how she ate Bengie Molinas cupcakes. One hilarious drunken pigeon got hit while taking a steriods-induced bird seed with Jose Canseco making a comeback to MLB. Barry Zito's mother called him to tell him not to act on Broadway in Selig: The Musical Starring George Steinbrenner so, Steinbrenner bought The Giants, and Moved them to Tijuana, stating that "Steinbrenner likes Barry eating a roast turkey dinner.

Cheap $3 Thongs by Tim McCarver sold briskly, although they were never edible. Their advertisement depicted Tim McCarver

[lance_the_pants]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability but only while in Congress. Vladdy then said I'll never talk to Ellen DeGeneres about how she ate Bengie Molinas cupcakes. One hilarious drunken pigeon got hit while taking a steriods-induced bird seed with Jose Canseco making a comeback to MLB. Barry Zito's mother called him to tell him not to act on Broadway in Selig: The Musical Starring George Steinbrenner so, Steinbrenner bought The Giants, and Moved them to Tijuana, stating that "Steinbrenner likes Barry eating a roast turkey dinner.

Cheap $3 Thongs by Tim McCarver sold briskly, although they were never edible. Their advertisement depicted Tim McCarver kissing the thongs

[four tool]

of Paula Abdul

[Cubsfan97]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability but only while in Congress. Vladdy then said I'll never talk to Ellen DeGeneres about how she ate Bengie Molinas cupcakes. One hilarious drunken pigeon got hit while taking a steriods-induced bird seed with Jose Canseco making a comeback to MLB. Barry Zito's mother called him to tell him not to act on Broadway in Selig: The Musical Starring George Steinbrenner so, Steinbrenner bought The Giants, and Moved them to Tijuana, stating that "Steinbrenner likes Barry eating a roast turkey dinner.

Cheap $3 Thongs by Tim McCarver sold briskly, although they were never edible. Their advertisement depicted Tim McCarver kissing the thongs of Paula Abdul in hopes of

[Tacosaregood/metsguy234]

[QUOTE=Cubsfan97]One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability but only while in Congress. Vladdy then said I'll never talk to Ellen DeGeneres about how she ate Bengie Molinas cupcakes. One hilarious drunken pigeon got hit while taking a steriods-induced bird seed with Jose Canseco making a comeback to MLB. Barry Zito's mother called him to tell him not to act on Broadway in Selig: The Musical Starring George Steinbrenner so, Steinbrenner bought The Giants, and Moved them to Tijuana, stating that "Steinbrenner likes Barry eating a roast turkey dinner.

Cheap $3 Thongs by Tim McCarver sold briskly, although they were never edible. Their advertisement depicted Tim McCarver kissing the thongs of Paula Abdul in hopes of winning American Idol.

[Cubsfan97]

[quote=Cubsfan97]One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability but only while in Congress. Vladdy then said I'll never talk to Ellen DeGeneres about how she ate Bengie Molinas cupcakes. One hilarious drunken pigeon got hit while taking a steriods-induced bird seed with Jose Canseco making a comeback to MLB. Barry Zito's mother called him to tell him not to act on Broadway in Selig: The Musical Starring George Steinbrenner so, Steinbrenner bought The Giants, and Moved them to Tijuana, stating that "Steinbrenner likes Barry eating a roast turkey dinner.

Cheap $3 Thongs by Tim McCarver sold briskly, although they were never edible. Their advertisement depicted Tim McCarver kissing the thongs of Paula Abdul in hopes of winning American Idol. But thankfully, the

[Erik Bedard]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability but only while in Congress. Vladdy then said I'll never talk to Ellen DeGeneres about how she ate Bengie Molinas cupcakes. One hilarious drunken pigeon got hit while taking a steriods-induced bird seed with Jose Canseco making a comeback to MLB. Barry Zito's mother called him to tell him not to act on Broadway in Selig: The Musical Starring George Steinbrenner so, Steinbrenner bought The Giants, and Moved them to Tijuana, stating that "Steinbrenner likes Barry eating a roast turkey dinner.

Cheap $3 Thongs by Tim McCarver sold briskly, although they were never edible. Their advertisement depicted Tim McCarver kissing the thongs of Paula Abdul in hopes of winning American Idol. But thankfully, the product was discontinued

[Tacosaregood/metsguy234]

[QUOTE=Erik Bedard]One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability but only while in Congress. Vladdy then said I'll never talk to Ellen DeGeneres about how she ate Bengie Molinas cupcakes. One hilarious drunken pigeon got hit while taking a steriods-induced bird seed with Jose Canseco making a comeback to MLB. Barry Zito's mother called him to tell him not to act on Broadway in Selig: The Musical Starring George Steinbrenner so, Steinbrenner bought The Giants, and Moved them to Tijuana, stating that "Steinbrenner likes Barry eating a roast turkey dinner.

Cheap $3 Thongs by Tim McCarver sold briskly, although they were never edible. Their advertisement depicted Tim McCarver kissing the thongs of Paula Abdul in hopes of winning American Idol. But thankfully, the product was discontinuedafter studies revealed

[MadHatter]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability but only while in Congress. Vladdy then said I'll never talk to Ellen DeGeneres about how she ate Bengie Molinas cupcakes. One hilarious drunken pigeon got hit while taking a steriods-induced bird seed with Jose Canseco making a comeback to MLB. Barry Zito's mother called him to tell him not to act on Broadway in Selig: The Musical Starring George Steinbrenner so, Steinbrenner bought The Giants, and Moved them to Tijuana, stating that "Steinbrenner likes Barry eating a roast turkey dinner.

Cheap $3 Thongs by Tim McCarver sold briskly, although they were never edible. Their advertisement depicted Tim McCarver kissing the thongs of Paula Abdul in hopes of winning American Idol. But thankfully, the product was discontinuedafter studies revealed that they smelled

[ttmman21]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability but only while in Congress. Vladdy then said I'll never talk to Ellen DeGeneres about how she ate Bengie Molinas cupcakes. One hilarious drunken pigeon got hit while taking a steriods-induced bird seed with Jose Canseco making a comeback to MLB. Barry Zito's mother called him to tell him not to act on Broadway in Selig: The Musical Starring George Steinbrenner so, Steinbrenner bought The Giants, and Moved them to Tijuana, stating that "Steinbrenner likes Barry eating a roast turkey dinner.

Cheap $3 Thongs by Tim McCarver sold briskly, although they were never edible. Their advertisement depicted Tim McCarver kissing the thongs of Paula Abdul in hopes of winning American Idol. But thankfully, the product was discontinuedafter studies revealed that they smelled like Sammy Sosa's

[Disgruntaledmarinerfan]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability but only while in Congress. Vladdy then said I'll never talk to Ellen DeGeneres about how she ate Bengie Molinas cupcakes. One hilarious drunken pigeon got hit while taking a steriods-induced bird seed with Jose Canseco making a comeback to MLB. Barry Zito's mother called him to tell him not to act on Broadway in Selig: The Musical Starring George Steinbrenner so, Steinbrenner bought The Giants, and Moved them to Tijuana, stating that "Steinbrenner likes Barry eating a roast turkey dinner.

Cheap $3 Thongs by Tim McCarver sold briskly, although they were never edible. Their advertisement depicted Tim McCarver kissing the thongs of Paula Abdul in hopes of winning American Idol. But thankfully, the product was discontinuedafter studies revealed that they smelled like Sammy Sosa's foul bodily stench

[Cubsfan97]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability but only while in Congress. Vladdy then said I'll never talk to Ellen DeGeneres about how she ate Bengie Molinas cupcakes. One hilarious drunken pigeon got hit while taking a steriods-induced bird seed with Jose Canseco making a comeback to MLB. Barry Zito's mother called him to tell him not to act on Broadway in Selig: The Musical Starring George Steinbrenner so, Steinbrenner bought The Giants, and Moved them to Tijuana, stating that "Steinbrenner likes Barry eating a roast turkey dinner.

Cheap $3 Thongs by Tim McCarver sold briskly, although they were never edible. Their advertisement depicted Tim McCarver kissing the thongs of Paula Abdul in hopes of winning American Idol. But thankfully, the product was discontinuedafter studies revealed that they smelled like Sammy Sosa's foul bodily stench that John Kruk

[DownUnderDodger]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip on your greenies

[Tacosaregood/metsguy234]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability but only while in Congress. Vladdy then said I'll never talk to Ellen DeGeneres about how she ate Bengie Molinas cupcakes. One hilarious drunken pigeon got hit while taking a steriods-induced bird seed with Jose Canseco making a comeback to MLB. Barry Zito's mother called him to tell him not to act on Broadway in Selig: The Musical Starring George Steinbrenner so, Steinbrenner bought The Giants, and Moved them to Tijuana, stating that "Steinbrenner likes Barry eating a roast turkey dinner.

Cheap $3 Thongs by Tim McCarver sold briskly, although they were never edible. Their advertisement depicted Tim McCarver kissing the thongs of Paula Abdul in hopes of winning American Idol. But thankfully, the product was discontinuedafter studies revealed that they smelled like Sammy Sosa's foul bodily stench that John Kruk made into cologne.

[Cubsfan97]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability but only while in Congress. Vladdy then said I'll never talk to Ellen DeGeneres about how she ate Bengie Molinas cupcakes. One hilarious drunken pigeon got hit while taking a steriods-induced bird seed with Jose Canseco making a comeback to MLB. Barry Zito's mother called him to tell him not to act on Broadway in Selig: The Musical Starring George Steinbrenner so, Steinbrenner bought The Giants, and Moved them to Tijuana, stating that "Steinbrenner likes Barry eating a roast turkey dinner.

Cheap $3 Thongs by Tim McCarver sold briskly, although they were never edible. Their advertisement depicted Tim McCarver kissing the thongs of Paula Abdul in hopes of winning American Idol. But thankfully, the product was discontinuedafter studies revealed that they smelled like Sammy Sosa's foul bodily stench that John Kruk made into cologne.

Then the Cubs

[Disgruntaledmarinerfan]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability but only while in Congress. Vladdy then said I'll never talk to Ellen DeGeneres about how she ate Bengie Molinas cupcakes. One hilarious drunken pigeon got hit while taking a steriods-induced bird seed with Jose Canseco making a comeback to MLB. Barry Zito's mother called him to tell him not to act on Broadway in Selig: The Musical Starring George Steinbrenner so, Steinbrenner bought The Giants, and Moved them to Tijuana, stating that "Steinbrenner likes Barry eating a roast turkey dinner.

Cheap $3 Thongs by Tim McCarver sold briskly, although they were never edible. Their advertisement depicted Tim McCarver kissing the thongs of Paula Abdul in hopes of winning American Idol. But thankfully, the product was discontinuedafter studies revealed that they smelled like Sammy Sosa's foul bodily stench that John Kruk made into cologne.

Then the Cubs traded to get

[Cubsfan97]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability but only while in Congress. Vladdy then said I'll never talk to Ellen DeGeneres about how she ate Bengie Molinas cupcakes. One hilarious drunken pigeon got hit while taking a steriods-induced bird seed with Jose Canseco making a comeback to MLB. Barry Zito's mother called him to tell him not to act on Broadway in Selig: The Musical Starring George Steinbrenner so, Steinbrenner bought The Giants, and Moved them to Tijuana, stating that "Steinbrenner likes Barry eating a roast turkey dinner.

Cheap $3 Thongs by Tim McCarver sold briskly, although they were never edible. Their advertisement depicted Tim McCarver kissing the thongs of Paula Abdul in hopes of winning American Idol. But thankfully, the product was discontinuedafter studies revealed that they smelled like Sammy Sosa's foul bodily stench that John Kruk made into cologne.

Then the Cubs traded to get Babe Ruth, but

[Tacosaregood/metsguy234]

[QUOTE=Cubsfan97]One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability but only while in Congress. Vladdy then said I'll never talk to Ellen DeGeneres about how she ate Bengie Molinas cupcakes. One hilarious drunken pigeon got hit while taking a steriods-induced bird seed with Jose Canseco making a comeback to MLB. Barry Zito's mother called him to tell him not to act on Broadway in Selig: The Musical Starring George Steinbrenner so, Steinbrenner bought The Giants, and Moved them to Tijuana, stating that "Steinbrenner likes Barry eating a roast turkey dinner.

Cheap $3 Thongs by Tim McCarver sold briskly, although they were never edible. Their advertisement depicted Tim McCarver kissing the thongs of Paula Abdul in hopes of winning American Idol. But thankfully, the product was discontinuedafter studies revealed that they smelled like Sammy Sosa's foul bodily stench that John Kruk made into cologne.

Then the Cubs traded to get Babe Ruth, but didn't realize that

[StanTheMan]

[quote=Cubsfan97]One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability but only while in Congress. Vladdy then said I'll never talk to Ellen DeGeneres about how she ate Bengie Molinas cupcakes. One hilarious drunken pigeon got hit while taking a steriods-induced bird seed with Jose Canseco making a comeback to MLB. Barry Zito's mother called him to tell him not to act on Broadway in Selig: The Musical Starring George Steinbrenner so, Steinbrenner bought The Giants, and Moved them to Tijuana, stating that "Steinbrenner likes Barry eating a roast turkey dinner.

Cheap $3 Thongs by Tim McCarver sold briskly, although they were never edible. Their advertisement depicted Tim McCarver kissing the thongs of Paula Abdul in hopes of winning American Idol. But thankfully, the product was discontinuedafter studies revealed that they smelled like Sammy Sosa's foul bodily stench that John Kruk made into cologne.

Then the Cubs traded to get Babe Ruth, but didn't realize that he had Syphyllis.

[Dalkowski110]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability but only while in Congress. Vladdy then said I'll never talk to Ellen DeGeneres about how she ate Bengie Molinas cupcakes. One hilarious drunken pigeon got hit while taking a steriods-induced bird seed with Jose Canseco making a comeback to MLB. Barry Zito's mother called him to tell him not to act on Broadway in Selig: The Musical Starring George Steinbrenner so, Steinbrenner bought The Giants, and Moved them to Tijuana, stating that "Steinbrenner likes Barry eating a roast turkey dinner.

Cheap $3 Thongs by Tim McCarver sold briskly, although they were never edible. Their advertisement depicted Tim McCarver kissing the thongs of Paula Abdul in hopes of winning American Idol. But thankfully, the product was discontinuedafter studies revealed that they smelled like Sammy Sosa's foul bodily stench that John Kruk made into cologne.

Then the Cubs traded to get Babe Ruth, but didn't realize that he had Syphyllis. The tentacled thing

[StanTheMan]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability but only while in Congress. Vladdy then said I'll never talk to Ellen DeGeneres about how she ate Bengie Molinas cupcakes. One hilarious drunken pigeon got hit while taking a steriods-induced bird seed with Jose Canseco making a comeback to MLB. Barry Zito's mother called him to tell him not to act on Broadway in Selig: The Musical Starring George Steinbrenner so, Steinbrenner bought The Giants, and Moved them to Tijuana, stating that "Steinbrenner likes Barry eating a roast turkey dinner.

Cheap $3 Thongs by Tim McCarver sold briskly, although they were never edible. Their advertisement depicted Tim McCarver kissing the thongs of Paula Abdul in hopes of winning American Idol. But thankfully, the product was discontinuedafter studies revealed that they smelled like Sammy Sosa's foul bodily stench that John Kruk made into cologne.

Then the Cubs traded to get Babe Ruth, but didn't realize that he had Syphyllis. The tentacled thing infected The Bambino

[four tool]

[QUOTE=StanTheMan]One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability but only while in Congress. Vladdy then said I'll never talk to Ellen DeGeneres about how she ate Bengie Molinas cupcakes. One hilarious drunken pigeon got hit while taking a steriods-induced bird seed with Jose Canseco making a comeback to MLB. Barry Zito's mother called him to tell him not to act on Broadway in Selig: The Musical Starring George Steinbrenner so, Steinbrenner bought The Giants, and Moved them to Tijuana, stating that "Steinbrenner likes Barry eating a roast turkey dinner.

Cheap $3 Thongs by Tim McCarver sold briskly, although they were never edible. Their advertisement depicted Tim McCarver kissing the thongs of Paula Abdul in hopes of winning American Idol. But thankfully, the product was discontinuedafter studies revealed that they smelled like Sammy Sosa's foul bodily stench that John Kruk made into cologne.

Then the Cubs traded to get Babe Ruth, but didn't realize that he had Syphyllis. The tentacled thing infected The Bambino and cursed him

[Old Sweater]

quote=StanTheMan]One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability but only while in Congress. Vladdy then said I'll never talk to Ellen DeGeneres about how she ate Bengie Molinas cupcakes. One hilarious drunken pigeon got hit while taking a steriods-induced bird seed with Jose Canseco making a comeback to MLB. Barry Zito's mother called him to tell him not to act on Broadway in Selig: The Musical Starring George Steinbrenner so, Steinbrenner bought The Giants, and Moved them to Tijuana, stating that "Steinbrenner likes Barry eating a roast turkey dinner.

Cheap $3 Thongs by Tim McCarver sold briskly, although they were never edible. Their advertisement depicted Tim McCarver kissing the thongs of Paula Abdul in hopes of winning American Idol. But thankfully, the product was discontinuedafter studies revealed that they smelled like Sammy Sosa's foul bodily stench that John Kruk made into cologne.

Then the Cubs traded to get Babe Ruth, but didn't realize that he had Syphyllis. The tentacled thing infected The Bambino and cursed him,causing Ruth to

[-Kyle-]

quote=StanTheMan]One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability but only while in Congress. Vladdy then said I'll never talk to Ellen DeGeneres about how she ate Bengie Molinas cupcakes. One hilarious drunken pigeon got hit while taking a steriods-induced bird seed with Jose Canseco making a comeback to MLB. Barry Zito's mother called him to tell him not to act on Broadway in Selig: The Musical Starring George Steinbrenner so, Steinbrenner bought The Giants, and Moved them to Tijuana, stating that "Steinbrenner likes Barry eating a roast turkey dinner.

Cheap $3 Thongs by Tim McCarver sold briskly, although they were never edible. Their advertisement depicted Tim McCarver kissing the thongs of Paula Abdul in hopes of winning American Idol. But thankfully, the product was discontinuedafter studies revealed that they smelled like Sammy Sosa's foul bodily stench that John Kruk made into cologne.

Then the Cubs traded to get Babe Ruth, but didn't realize that he had Syphyllis. The tentacled thing infected The Bambino and cursed him,causing Ruth to have a compulsive

[Dalkowski110]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability but only while in Congress. Vladdy then said I'll never talk to Ellen DeGeneres about how she ate Bengie Molinas cupcakes. One hilarious drunken pigeon got hit while taking a steriods-induced bird seed with Jose Canseco making a comeback to MLB. Barry Zito's mother called him to tell him not to act on Broadway in Selig: The Musical Starring George Steinbrenner so, Steinbrenner bought The Giants, and Moved them to Tijuana, stating that "Steinbrenner likes Barry eating a roast turkey dinner.

Cheap $3 Thongs by Tim McCarver sold briskly, although they were never edible. Their advertisement depicted Tim McCarver kissing the thongs of Paula Abdul in hopes of winning American Idol. But thankfully, the product was discontinuedafter studies revealed that they smelled like Sammy Sosa's foul bodily stench that John Kruk made into cologne.

Then the Cubs traded to get Babe Ruth, but didn't realize that he had Syphyllis. The tentacled thing infected The Bambino and cursed him,causing Ruth to have a compulsive UFO sighting syndrome.

[Old Sweater]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability but only while in Congress. Vladdy then said I'll never talk to Ellen DeGeneres about how she ate Bengie Molinas cupcakes. One hilarious drunken pigeon got hit while taking a steriods-induced bird seed with Jose Canseco making a comeback to MLB. Barry Zito's mother called him to tell him not to act on Broadway in Selig: The Musical Starring George Steinbrenner so, Steinbrenner bought The Giants, and Moved them to Tijuana, stating that "Steinbrenner likes Barry eating a roast turkey dinner.

Cheap $3 Thongs by Tim McCarver sold briskly, although they were never edible. Their advertisement depicted Tim McCarver kissing the thongs of Paula Abdul in hopes of winning American Idol. But thankfully, the product was discontinuedafter studies revealed that they smelled like Sammy Sosa's foul bodily stench that John Kruk made into cologne.

Then the Cubs traded to get Babe Ruth, but didn't realize that he had Syphyllis. The tentacled thing infected The Bambino and cursed him,causing Ruth to have a compulsive UFO sighting syndrome. The hotdog shaped

[Richmond Hill Phoenix]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability but only while in Congress. Vladdy then said I'll never talk to Ellen DeGeneres about how she ate Bengie Molinas cupcakes. One hilarious drunken pigeon got hit while taking a steriods-induced bird seed with Jose Canseco making a comeback to MLB. Barry Zito's mother called him to tell him not to act on Broadway in Selig: The Musical Starring George Steinbrenner so, Steinbrenner bought The Giants, and Moved them to Tijuana, stating that "Steinbrenner likes Barry eating a roast turkey dinner.

Cheap $3 Thongs by Tim McCarver sold briskly, although they were never edible. Their advertisement depicted Tim McCarver kissing the thongs of Paula Abdul in hopes of winning American Idol. But thankfully, the product was discontinuedafter studies revealed that they smelled like Sammy Sosa's foul bodily stench that John Kruk made into cologne.

Then the Cubs traded to get Babe Ruth, but didn't realize that he had Syphyllis. The tentacled thing infected The Bambino and cursed him, causing Ruth to have a compulsive UFO sighting syndrome. The hotdog shaped crafts that he

[DownUnderDodger]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability but only while in Congress. Vladdy then said I'll never talk to Ellen DeGeneres about how she ate Bengie Molinas cupcakes. One hilarious drunken pigeon got hit while taking a steriods-induced bird seed with Jose Canseco making a comeback to MLB. Barry Zito's mother called him to tell him not to act on Broadway in Selig: The Musical Starring George Steinbrenner so, Steinbrenner bought The Giants, and Moved them to Tijuana, stating that "Steinbrenner likes Barry eating a roast turkey dinner.

Cheap $3 Thongs by Tim McCarver sold briskly, although they were never edible. Their advertisement depicted Tim McCarver kissing the thongs of Paula Abdul in hopes of winning American Idol. But thankfully, the product was discontinuedafter studies revealed that they smelled like Sammy Sosa's foul bodily stench that John Kruk made into cologne.

Then the Cubs traded to get Babe Ruth, but didn't realize that he had Syphyllis. The tentacled thing infected The Bambino and cursed him,causing Ruth to have a compulsive UFO sighting syndrome. The hotdog shaped flying baseball bat

[-Kyle-]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability but only while in Congress. Vladdy then said I'll never talk to Ellen DeGeneres about how she ate Bengie Molinas cupcakes. One hilarious drunken pigeon got hit while taking a steriods-induced bird seed with Jose Canseco making a comeback to MLB. Barry Zito's mother called him to tell him not to act on Broadway in Selig: The Musical Starring George Steinbrenner so, Steinbrenner bought The Giants, and Moved them to Tijuana, stating that "Steinbrenner likes Barry eating a roast turkey dinner.

Cheap $3 Thongs by Tim McCarver sold briskly, although they were never edible. Their advertisement depicted Tim McCarver kissing the thongs of Paula Abdul in hopes of winning American Idol. But thankfully, the product was discontinuedafter studies revealed that they smelled like Sammy Sosa's foul bodily stench that John Kruk made into cologne.

Then the Cubs traded to get Babe Ruth, but didn't realize that he had Syphyllis. The tentacled thing infected The Bambino and cursed him,causing Ruth to have a compulsive UFO sighting syndrome. The hotdog shaped flying baseball bat took a nosedive

[AstrosFan]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability but only while in Congress. Vladdy then said I'll never talk to Ellen DeGeneres about how she ate Bengie Molinas cupcakes. One hilarious drunken pigeon got hit while taking a steriods-induced bird seed with Jose Canseco making a comeback to MLB. Barry Zito's mother called him to tell him not to act on Broadway in Selig: The Musical Starring George Steinbrenner so, Steinbrenner bought The Giants, and Moved them to Tijuana, stating that "Steinbrenner likes Barry eating a roast turkey dinner.

Cheap $3 Thongs by Tim McCarver sold briskly, although they were never edible. Their advertisement depicted Tim McCarver kissing the thongs of Paula Abdul in hopes of winning American Idol. But thankfully, the product was discontinued after studies revealed that they smelled like Sammy Sosa's foul bodily stench that John Kruk made into cologne.

Then the Cubs traded to get Babe Ruth, but didn't realize that he had syphilis. The tentacled thing infected The Bambino and cursed him, causing Ruth to have a compulsive UFO sighting syndrome. The hotdog shaped flying baseball bat took a nosedive into uncharted waters

[Erik Bedard]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability but only while in Congress. Vladdy then said I'll never talk to Ellen DeGeneres about how she ate Bengie Molinas cupcakes. One hilarious drunken pigeon got hit while taking a steriods-induced bird seed with Jose Canseco making a comeback to MLB. Barry Zito's mother called him to tell him not to act on Broadway in Selig: The Musical Starring George Steinbrenner so, Steinbrenner bought The Giants, and Moved them to Tijuana, stating that "Steinbrenner likes Barry eating a roast turkey dinner.

Cheap $3 Thongs by Tim McCarver sold briskly, although they were never edible. Their advertisement depicted Tim McCarver kissing the thongs of Paula Abdul in hopes of winning American Idol. But thankfully, the product was discontinued after studies revealed that they smelled like Sammy Sosa's foul bodily stench that John Kruk made into cologne.

Then the Cubs traded to get Babe Ruth, but didn't realize that he had syphilis. The tentacled thing infected The Bambino and cursed him, causing Ruth to have a compulsive UFO sighting syndrome. The hotdog shaped flying baseball bat took a nosedive into uncharted waters off the coast

[Dalkowski110]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability but only while in Congress. Vladdy then said I'll never talk to Ellen DeGeneres about how she ate Bengie Molinas cupcakes. One hilarious drunken pigeon got hit while taking a steriods-induced bird seed with Jose Canseco making a comeback to MLB. Barry Zito's mother called him to tell him not to act on Broadway in Selig: The Musical Starring George Steinbrenner so, Steinbrenner bought The Giants, and Moved them to Tijuana, stating that "Steinbrenner likes Barry eating a roast turkey dinner.

Cheap $3 Thongs by Tim McCarver sold briskly, although they were never edible. Their advertisement depicted Tim McCarver kissing the thongs of Paula Abdul in hopes of winning American Idol. But thankfully, the product was discontinued after studies revealed that they smelled like Sammy Sosa's foul bodily stench that John Kruk made into cologne.

Then the Cubs traded to get Babe Ruth, but didn't realize that he had syphilis. The tentacled thing infected The Bambino and cursed him, causing Ruth to have a compulsive UFO sighting syndrome. The hotdog shaped flying baseball bat took a nosedive into uncharted waters off the coast where Tentacled Thing

[Old Sweater]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability but only while in Congress. Vladdy then said I'll never talk to Ellen DeGeneres about how she ate Bengie Molinas cupcakes. One hilarious drunken pigeon got hit while taking a steriods-induced bird seed with Jose Canseco making a comeback to MLB. Barry Zito's mother called him to tell him not to act on Broadway in Selig: The Musical Starring George Steinbrenner so, Steinbrenner bought The Giants, and Moved them to Tijuana, stating that "Steinbrenner likes Barry eating a roast turkey dinner.

Cheap $3 Thongs by Tim McCarver sold briskly, although they were never edible. Their advertisement depicted Tim McCarver kissing the thongs of Paula Abdul in hopes of winning American Idol. But thankfully, the product was discontinued after studies revealed that they smelled like Sammy Sosa's foul bodily stench that John Kruk made into cologne.

Then the Cubs traded to get Babe Ruth, but didn't realize that he had syphilis. The tentacled thing infected The Bambino and cursed him, causing Ruth to have a compulsive UFO sighting syndrome. The hotdog shaped flying baseball bat took a nosedive into uncharted waters off the coast where Tentacled Thing had died a

[ttmman21]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability but only while in Congress. Vladdy then said I'll never talk to Ellen DeGeneres about how she ate Bengie Molinas cupcakes. One hilarious drunken pigeon got hit while taking a steriods-induced bird seed with Jose Canseco making a comeback to MLB. Barry Zito's mother called him to tell him not to act on Broadway in Selig: The Musical Starring George Steinbrenner so, Steinbrenner bought The Giants, and Moved them to Tijuana, stating that "Steinbrenner likes Barry eating a roast turkey dinner.

Cheap $3 Thongs by Tim McCarver sold briskly, although they were never edible. Their advertisement depicted Tim McCarver kissing the thongs of Paula Abdul in hopes of winning American Idol. But thankfully, the product was discontinued after studies revealed that they smelled like Sammy Sosa's foul bodily stench that John Kruk made into cologne.

Then the Cubs traded to get Babe Ruth, but didn't realize that he had syphilis. The tentacled thing infected The Bambino and cursed him, causing Ruth to have a compulsive UFO sighting syndrome. The hotdog shaped flying baseball bat took a nosedive into uncharted waters off the coast where Tentacled Thing had died a death by bat

[-Kyle-]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability but only while in Congress. Vladdy then said I'll never talk to Ellen DeGeneres about how she ate Bengie Molinas cupcakes. One hilarious drunken pigeon got hit while taking a steriods-induced bird seed with Jose Canseco making a comeback to MLB. Barry Zito's mother called him to tell him not to act on Broadway in Selig: The Musical Starring George Steinbrenner so, Steinbrenner bought The Giants, and Moved them to Tijuana, stating that "Steinbrenner likes Barry eating a roast turkey dinner.

Cheap $3 Thongs by Tim McCarver sold briskly, although they were never edible. Their advertisement depicted Tim McCarver kissing the thongs of Paula Abdul in hopes of winning American Idol. But thankfully, the product was discontinued after studies revealed that they smelled like Sammy Sosa's foul bodily stench that John Kruk made into cologne.

Then the Cubs traded to get Babe Ruth, but didn't realize that he had syphilis. The tentacled thing infected The Bambino and cursed him, causing Ruth to have a compulsive UFO sighting syndrome. The hotdog shaped flying baseball bat took a nosedive into uncharted waters off the coast where Tentacled Thing had died a death by bat and was given

[Cubsfan97]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability but only while in Congress. Vladdy then said I'll never talk to Ellen DeGeneres about how she ate Bengie Molinas cupcakes. One hilarious drunken pigeon got hit while taking a steriods-induced bird seed with Jose Canseco making a comeback to MLB. Barry Zito's mother called him to tell him not to act on Broadway in Selig: The Musical Starring George Steinbrenner so, Steinbrenner bought The Giants, and Moved them to Tijuana, stating that "Steinbrenner likes Barry eating a roast turkey dinner.

Cheap $3 Thongs by Tim McCarver sold briskly, although they were never edible. Their advertisement depicted Tim McCarver kissing the thongs of Paula Abdul in hopes of winning American Idol. But thankfully, the product was discontinued after studies revealed that they smelled like Sammy Sosa's foul bodily stench that John Kruk made into cologne.

Then the Cubs traded to get Babe Ruth, but didn't realize that he had syphilis. The tentacled thing infected The Bambino and cursed him, causing Ruth to have a compulsive UFO sighting syndrome. The hotdog shaped flying baseball bat took a nosedive into uncharted waters off the coast where Tentacled Thing had died a death by bat and was given 2 more strikes

[Old Sweater]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability but only while in Congress. Vladdy then said I'll never talk to Ellen DeGeneres about how she ate Bengie Molinas cupcakes. One hilarious drunken pigeon got hit while taking a steriods-induced bird seed with Jose Canseco making a comeback to MLB. Barry Zito's mother called him to tell him not to act on Broadway in Selig: The Musical Starring George Steinbrenner so, Steinbrenner bought The Giants, and Moved them to Tijuana, stating that "Steinbrenner likes Barry eating a roast turkey dinner.

Cheap $3 Thongs by Tim McCarver sold briskly, although they were never edible. Their advertisement depicted Tim McCarver kissing the thongs of Paula Abdul in hopes of winning American Idol. But thankfully, the product was discontinued after studies revealed that they smelled like Sammy Sosa's foul bodily stench that John Kruk made into cologne.

Then the Cubs traded to get Babe Ruth, but didn't realize that he had syphilis. The tentacled thing infected The Bambino and cursed him, causing Ruth to have a compulsive UFO sighting syndrome. The hotdog shaped flying baseball bat took a nosedive into uncharted waters off the coast where Tentacled Thing had died a death by bat and was given 2 more strikes, but failed miserably.

[Cubsfan97]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability but only while in Congress. Vladdy then said I'll never talk to Ellen DeGeneres about how she ate Bengie Molinas cupcakes. One hilarious drunken pigeon got hit while taking a steriods-induced bird seed with Jose Canseco making a comeback to MLB. Barry Zito's mother called him to tell him not to act on Broadway in Selig: The Musical Starring George Steinbrenner so, Steinbrenner bought The Giants, and Moved them to Tijuana, stating that "Steinbrenner likes Barry eating a roast turkey dinner.

Cheap $3 Thongs by Tim McCarver sold briskly, although they were never edible. Their advertisement depicted Tim McCarver kissing the thongs of Paula Abdul in hopes of winning American Idol. But thankfully, the product was discontinued after studies revealed that they smelled like Sammy Sosa's foul bodily stench that John Kruk made into cologne.

Then the Cubs traded to get Babe Ruth, but didn't realize that he had syphilis. The tentacled thing infected The Bambino and cursed him, causing Ruth to have a compulsive UFO sighting syndrome. The hotdog shaped flying baseball bat took a nosedive into uncharted waters off the coast where Tentacled Thing had died a death by bat and was given 2 more strikes, but failed miserably. Reggie Jackson gave

[StanTheMan]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability but only while in Congress. Vladdy then said I'll never talk to Ellen DeGeneres about how she ate Bengie Molinas cupcakes. One hilarious drunken pigeon got hit while taking a steriods-induced bird seed with Jose Canseco making a comeback to MLB. Barry Zito's mother called him to tell him not to act on Broadway in Selig: The Musical Starring George Steinbrenner so, Steinbrenner bought The Giants, and Moved them to Tijuana, stating that "Steinbrenner likes Barry eating a roast turkey dinner.

Cheap $3 Thongs by Tim McCarver sold briskly, although they were never edible. Their advertisement depicted Tim McCarver kissing the thongs of Paula Abdul in hopes of winning American Idol. But thankfully, the product was discontinued after studies revealed that they smelled like Sammy Sosa's foul bodily stench that John Kruk made into cologne.

Then the Cubs traded to get Babe Ruth, but didn't realize that he had syphilis. The tentacled thing infected The Bambino and cursed him, causing Ruth to have a compulsive UFO sighting syndrome. The hotdog shaped flying baseball bat took a nosedive into uncharted waters off the coast where Tentacled Thing had died a death by bat and was given 2 more strikes, but failed miserably. Reggie Jackson gave the unexpecting queen

[Sultan_1895-1948]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability but only while in Congress. Vladdy then said I'll never talk to Ellen DeGeneres about how she ate Bengie Molinas cupcakes. One hilarious drunken pigeon got hit while taking a steriods-induced bird seed with Jose Canseco making a comeback to MLB. Barry Zito's mother called him to tell him not to act on Broadway in Selig: The Musical Starring George Steinbrenner so, Steinbrenner bought The Giants, and Moved them to Tijuana, stating that "Steinbrenner likes Barry eating a roast turkey dinner.

Cheap $3 Thongs by Tim McCarver sold briskly, although they were never edible. Their advertisement depicted Tim McCarver kissing the thongs of Paula Abdul in hopes of winning American Idol. But thankfully, the product was discontinued after studies revealed that they smelled like Sammy Sosa's foul bodily stench that John Kruk made into cologne.

Then the Cubs traded to get Babe Ruth, but didn't realize that he had syphilis. The tentacled thing infected The Bambino and cursed him, causing Ruth to have a compulsive UFO sighting syndrome. The hotdog shaped flying baseball bat took a nosedive into uncharted waters off the coast where Tentacled Thing had died a death by bat and was given 2 more strikes, but failed miserably. Reggie Jackson gave the unexpecting queen a bigtime wedgie

[StanTheMan]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability but only while in Congress. Vladdy then said I'll never talk to Ellen DeGeneres about how she ate Bengie Molinas cupcakes. One hilarious drunken pigeon got hit while taking a steriods-induced bird seed with Jose Canseco making a comeback to MLB. Barry Zito's mother called him to tell him not to act on Broadway in Selig: The Musical Starring George Steinbrenner so, Steinbrenner bought The Giants, and Moved them to Tijuana, stating that "Steinbrenner likes Barry eating a roast turkey dinner.

Cheap $3 Thongs by Tim McCarver sold briskly, although they were never edible. Their advertisement depicted Tim McCarver kissing the thongs of Paula Abdul in hopes of winning American Idol. But thankfully, the product was discontinued after studies revealed that they smelled like Sammy Sosa's foul bodily stench that John Kruk made into cologne.

Then the Cubs traded to get Babe Ruth, but didn't realize that he had syphilis. The tentacled thing infected The Bambino and cursed him, causing Ruth to have a compulsive UFO sighting syndrome. The hotdog shaped flying baseball bat took a nosedive into uncharted waters off the coast where Tentacled Thing had died a death by bat and was given 2 more strikes, but failed miserably. Reggie Jackson gave the unexpecting queen a bigtime wedgie without using his

[Captain Cold Nose]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability but only while in Congress. Vladdy then said I'll never talk to Ellen DeGeneres about how she ate Bengie Molinas cupcakes. One hilarious drunken pigeon got hit while taking a steriods-induced bird seed with Jose Canseco making a comeback to MLB. Barry Zito's mother called him to tell him not to act on Broadway in Selig: The Musical Starring George Steinbrenner so, Steinbrenner bought The Giants, and Moved them to Tijuana, stating that "Steinbrenner likes Barry eating a roast turkey dinner.

Cheap $3 Thongs by Tim McCarver sold briskly, although they were never edible. Their advertisement depicted Tim McCarver kissing the thongs of Paula Abdul in hopes of winning American Idol. But thankfully, the product was discontinued after studies revealed that they smelled like Sammy Sosa's foul bodily stench that John Kruk made into cologne.

Then the Cubs traded to get Babe Ruth, but didn't realize that he had syphilis. The tentacled thing infected The Bambino and cursed him, causing Ruth to have a compulsive UFO sighting syndrome. The hotdog shaped flying baseball bat took a nosedive into uncharted waters off the coast where Tentacled Thing had died a death by bat and was given 2 more strikes, but failed miserably. Reggie Jackson gave the unexpecting queen a bigtime wedgie without using his Love Boat appearance

[riverhawk]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability but only while in Congress. Vladdy then said I'll never talk to Ellen DeGeneres about how she ate Bengie Molinas cupcakes. One hilarious drunken pigeon got hit while taking a steriods-induced bird seed with Jose Canseco making a comeback to MLB. Barry Zito's mother called him to tell him not to act on Broadway in Selig: The Musical Starring George Steinbrenner so, Steinbrenner bought The Giants, and Moved them to Tijuana, stating that "Steinbrenner likes Barry eating a roast turkey dinner.

Cheap $3 Thongs by Tim McCarver sold briskly, although they were never edible. Their advertisement depicted Tim McCarver kissing the thongs of Paula Abdul in hopes of winning American Idol. But thankfully, the product was discontinued after studies revealed that they smelled like Sammy Sosa's foul bodily stench that John Kruk made into cologne.

Then the Cubs traded to get Babe Ruth, but didn't realize that he had syphilis. The tentacled thing infected The Bambino and cursed him, causing Ruth to have a compulsive UFO sighting syndrome. The hotdog shaped flying baseball bat took a nosedive into uncharted waters off the coast where Tentacled Thing had died a death by bat and was given 2 more strikes, but failed miserably. Reggie Jackson gave the unexpecting queen a bigtime wedgie without using his Love Boat appearance as an alibi

[DownUnderDodger]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability but only while in Congress. Vladdy then said I'll never talk to Ellen DeGeneres about how she ate Bengie Molinas cupcakes. One hilarious drunken pigeon got hit while taking a steriods-induced bird seed with Jose Canseco making a comeback to MLB. Barry Zito's mother called him to tell him not to act on Broadway in Selig: The Musical Starring George Steinbrenner so, Steinbrenner bought The Giants, and Moved them to Tijuana, stating that "Steinbrenner likes Barry eating a roast turkey dinner.

Cheap $3 Thongs by Tim McCarver sold briskly, although they were never edible. Their advertisement depicted Tim McCarver kissing the thongs of Paula Abdul in hopes of winning American Idol. But thankfully, the product was discontinued after studies revealed that they smelled like Sammy Sosa's foul bodily stench that John Kruk made into cologne.

Then the Cubs traded to get Babe Ruth, but didn't realize that he had syphilis. The tentacled thing infected The Bambino and cursed him, causing Ruth to have a compulsive UFO sighting syndrome. The hotdog shaped flying baseball bat took a nosedive into uncharted waters off the coast where Tentacled Thing had died a death by bat and was given 2 more strikes, but failed miserably. Reggie Jackson gave the unexpecting queen a bigtime wedgie without using his Love Boat appearance as an alibi. Instead he used

[Cubsfan97]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability but only while in Congress. Vladdy then said I'll never talk to Ellen DeGeneres about how she ate Bengie Molinas cupcakes. One hilarious drunken pigeon got hit while taking a steriods-induced bird seed with Jose Canseco making a comeback to MLB. Barry Zito's mother called him to tell him not to act on Broadway in Selig: The Musical Starring George Steinbrenner so, Steinbrenner bought The Giants, and Moved them to Tijuana, stating that "Steinbrenner likes Barry eating a roast turkey dinner.

Cheap $3 Thongs by Tim McCarver sold briskly, although they were never edible. Their advertisement depicted Tim McCarver kissing the thongs of Paula Abdul in hopes of winning American Idol. But thankfully, the product was discontinued after studies revealed that they smelled like Sammy Sosa's foul bodily stench that John Kruk made into cologne.

Then the Cubs traded to get Babe Ruth, but didn't realize that he had syphilis. The tentacled thing infected The Bambino and cursed him, causing Ruth to have a compulsive UFO sighting syndrome. The hotdog shaped flying baseball bat took a nosedive into uncharted waters off the coast where Tentacled Thing had died a death by bat and was given 2 more strikes, but failed miserably. Reggie Jackson gave the unexpecting queen a bigtime wedgie without using his Love Boat appearance as an alibi. Instead he used Bill Bucknors glove

[-Kyle-]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability but only while in Congress. Vladdy then said I'll never talk to Ellen DeGeneres about how she ate Bengie Molinas cupcakes. One hilarious drunken pigeon got hit while taking a steriods-induced bird seed with Jose Canseco making a comeback to MLB. Barry Zito's mother called him to tell him not to act on Broadway in Selig: The Musical Starring George Steinbrenner so, Steinbrenner bought The Giants, and Moved them to Tijuana, stating that "Steinbrenner likes Barry eating a roast turkey dinner.

Cheap $3 Thongs by Tim McCarver sold briskly, although they were never edible. Their advertisement depicted Tim McCarver kissing the thongs of Paula Abdul in hopes of winning American Idol. But thankfully, the product was discontinued after studies revealed that they smelled like Sammy Sosa's foul bodily stench that John Kruk made into cologne.

Then the Cubs traded to get Babe Ruth, but didn't realize that he had syphilis. The tentacled thing infected The Bambino and cursed him, causing Ruth to have a compulsive UFO sighting syndrome. The hotdog shaped flying baseball bat took a nosedive into uncharted waters off the coast where Tentacled Thing had died a death by bat and was given 2 more strikes, but failed miserably. Reggie Jackson gave the unexpecting queen a bigtime wedgie without using his Love Boat appearance as an alibi. Instead he used Bill Bucknors glove and put it

[StanTheMan]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability but only while in Congress. Vladdy then said I'll never talk to Ellen DeGeneres about how she ate Bengie Molinas cupcakes. One hilarious drunken pigeon got hit while taking a steriods-induced bird seed with Jose Canseco making a comeback to MLB. Barry Zito's mother called him to tell him not to act on Broadway in Selig: The Musical Starring George Steinbrenner so, Steinbrenner bought The Giants, and Moved them to Tijuana, stating that "Steinbrenner likes Barry eating a roast turkey dinner.

Cheap $3 Thongs by Tim McCarver sold briskly, although they were never edible. Their advertisement depicted Tim McCarver kissing the thongs of Paula Abdul in hopes of winning American Idol. But thankfully, the product was discontinued after studies revealed that they smelled like Sammy Sosa's foul bodily stench that John Kruk made into cologne.

Then the Cubs traded to get Babe Ruth, but didn't realize that he had syphilis. The tentacled thing infected The Bambino and cursed him, causing Ruth to have a compulsive UFO sighting syndrome. The hotdog shaped flying baseball bat took a nosedive into uncharted waters off the coast where Tentacled Thing had died a death by bat and was given 2 more strikes, but failed miserably. Reggie Jackson gave the unexpecting queen a bigtime wedgie without using his Love Boat appearance as an alibi. Instead he used Bill Bucknors glove and put it up the queen's

[TonyK]

[QUOTE=StanTheMan]One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability but only while in Congress. Vladdy then said I'll never talk to Ellen DeGeneres about how she ate Bengie Molinas cupcakes. One hilarious drunken pigeon got hit while taking a steriods-induced bird seed with Jose Canseco making a comeback to MLB. Barry Zito's mother called him to tell him not to act on Broadway in Selig: The Musical Starring George Steinbrenner so, Steinbrenner bought The Giants, and Moved them to Tijuana, stating that "Steinbrenner likes Barry eating a roast turkey dinner.

Cheap $3 Thongs by Tim McCarver sold briskly, although they were never edible. Their advertisement depicted Tim McCarver kissing the thongs of Paula Abdul in hopes of winning American Idol. But thankfully, the product was discontinued after studies revealed that they smelled like Sammy Sosa's foul bodily stench that John Kruk made into cologne.

Then the Cubs traded to get Babe Ruth, but didn't realize that he had syphilis. The tentacled thing infected The Bambino and cursed him, causing Ruth to have a compulsive UFO sighting syndrome. The hotdog shaped flying baseball bat took a nosedive into uncharted waters off the coast where Tentacled Thing had died a death by bat and was given 2 more strikes, but failed miserably. Reggie Jackson gave the unexpecting queen a bigtime wedgie without using his Love Boat appearance as an alibi. Instead he used Bill Bucknors glove and put it up the queen's McGillicuddy. When she

[StanTheMan]

[quote=StanTheMan]One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability but only while in Congress. Vladdy then said I'll never talk to Ellen DeGeneres about how she ate Bengie Molinas cupcakes. One hilarious drunken pigeon got hit while taking a steriods-induced bird seed with Jose Canseco making a comeback to MLB. Barry Zito's mother called him to tell him not to act on Broadway in Selig: The Musical Starring George Steinbrenner so, Steinbrenner bought The Giants, and Moved them to Tijuana, stating that "Steinbrenner likes Barry eating a roast turkey dinner.

Cheap $3 Thongs by Tim McCarver sold briskly, although they were never edible. Their advertisement depicted Tim McCarver kissing the thongs of Paula Abdul in hopes of winning American Idol. But thankfully, the product was discontinued after studies revealed that they smelled like Sammy Sosa's foul bodily stench that John Kruk made into cologne.

Then the Cubs traded to get Babe Ruth, but didn't realize that he had syphilis. The tentacled thing infected The Bambino and cursed him, causing Ruth to have a compulsive UFO sighting syndrome. The hotdog shaped flying baseball bat took a nosedive into uncharted waters off the coast where Tentacled Thing had died a death by bat and was given 2 more strikes, but failed miserably. Reggie Jackson gave the unexpecting queen a bigtime wedgie without using his Love Boat appearance as an alibi. Instead he used Bill Bucknors glove and put it up the queen's McGillicuddy. When she shrieked her normal

[Richmond Hill Phoenix]

Does anyone else think that this story has run it's course, and that it's time for another to begin?

[-Kyle-]

Does anyone else think that this story has run it's course, and that it's time for another to begin?
Yeah, just finish this last sentence.

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability but only while in Congress. Vladdy then said I'll never talk to Ellen DeGeneres about how she ate Bengie Molinas cupcakes. One hilarious drunken pigeon got hit while taking a steriods-induced bird seed with Jose Canseco making a comeback to MLB. Barry Zito's mother called him to tell him not to act on Broadway in Selig: The Musical Starring George Steinbrenner so, Steinbrenner bought The Giants, and Moved them to Tijuana, stating that "Steinbrenner likes Barry eating a roast turkey dinner.

Cheap $3 Thongs by Tim McCarver sold briskly, although they were never edible. Their advertisement depicted Tim McCarver kissing the thongs of Paula Abdul in hopes of winning American Idol. But thankfully, the product was discontinued after studies revealed that they smelled like Sammy Sosa's foul bodily stench that John Kruk made into cologne.

Then the Cubs traded to get Babe Ruth, but didn't realize that he had syphilis. The tentacled thing infected The Bambino and cursed him, causing Ruth to have a compulsive UFO sighting syndrome. The hotdog shaped flying baseball bat took a nosedive into uncharted waters off the coast where Tentacled Thing had died a death by bat and was given 2 more strikes, but failed miserably. Reggie Jackson gave the unexpecting queen a bigtime wedgie without using his Love Boat appearance as an alibi. Instead he used Bill Bucknors glove and put it up the queen's McGillicuddy. When she shrieked her normal lungs out of

[Richmond Hill Phoenix]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability but only while in Congress. Vladdy then said I'll never talk to Ellen DeGeneres about how she ate Bengie Molinas cupcakes. One hilarious drunken pigeon got hit while taking a steriods-induced bird seed with Jose Canseco making a comeback to MLB. Barry Zito's mother called him to tell him not to act on Broadway in Selig: The Musical Starring George Steinbrenner so, Steinbrenner bought The Giants, and Moved them to Tijuana, stating that "Steinbrenner likes Barry eating a roast turkey dinner.

Cheap $3 Thongs by Tim McCarver sold briskly, although they were never edible. Their advertisement depicted Tim McCarver kissing the thongs of Paula Abdul in hopes of winning American Idol. But thankfully, the product was discontinued after studies revealed that they smelled like Sammy Sosa's foul bodily stench that John Kruk made into cologne.

Then the Cubs traded to get Babe Ruth, but didn't realize that he had syphilis. The tentacled thing infected The Bambino and cursed him, causing Ruth to have a compulsive UFO sighting syndrome. The hotdog shaped flying baseball bat took a nosedive into uncharted waters off the coast where Tentacled Thing had died a death by bat and was given 2 more strikes, but failed miserably. Reggie Jackson gave the unexpecting queen a bigtime wedgie without using his Love Boat appearance as an alibi. Instead he used Bill Bucknors glove and put it up the queen's McGillicuddy. When she shrieked her normal lungs out of her body, she

[Erik Bedard]

One sunny Sunday on freshly cut grass, the Giants lost another game simply because a lack of vision forced Bonds to blame it on Pedro Gomez, who quit immediately. Meanwhile, Barry Zito allowed no hits through the first inning, before allowing four straight homers to Nomar Garciaparra, who took greenies once but didn't realize he didn't need to. In the second Derek Lowe threw two wild pitches, one hit barroid in the arm. He charged the mound and hit Jeff Kent with a used syringe. Bonds hurt himself and injured his knee. The game went on for two batters, until a dodger dog thrown from the dugout by Mr. Lee Harvey Oswald hit the umpire. Oswald was banned but the game continued. Lowe then regained his control of his sinker and struck out eight straight batters before giving up a Texas league blooper into shallow center field that got lost in Randy Winn's shirt. Winn proceeded to run to the bathroom so he could get some napkins, a hotdog and an exotic massage from Mia Hamm. Carl Everett said "The Bible never mentioned baseball, call Mia Hamm for an extensive two day vacation far from Nomar." Bonds protested, saying "I don't want just another ring-tone on my phone-I want Jeff Kent imprisoned for touching my two dollar syringes."

Back at AT&T, the game finally ended because of earthquake. "Especially on my infield!", the groundskeeper said. Since it was drunken grandmother day, all the cars were kept away from Cub fans. "We don't need no stinkin' badges!", said an intoxicated Bill Murray to his brother Brian, who was drinking absinthe and hallucinating about Caddyshack 3.

Suddenly, Tim McCarver realized how wrong he had been becoming a broadcaster so he quit and joined the priesthood, attempting to repent his sins. Joe Buck was his new replacement for one day until Barry grabbed Buck by the shoulders and said "You look Tasty, but I'm full. Next time, you better have some barbecue sauce, because Mongo like candy!" Joe just smiled thinking to himself Boy I'm Lucky, but next time I'm gonna trip him up before he finds my secret hiding place. So ended Joe's career as a broadcaster ended, but he soon found a career in Hair Club for Dummies.

Suddenly Barry decided to admit he's a communist. Meanwhile, George Steinbrenner announced the signing of Rosie O'Donnell, noted for her ability to say "multi-million dollar lawsuits are my major turn on - almost delicious as nummy ring dings." The media greeted Donald Trump as baseball's new messiah and promptly proceeded to fire Selig. He then announced that tim mccarver would become the game's highest-paid announcer. This news caused panic in the entire U.S., so President Bush called his dog Barney to terminate McCarver. The public rejoiced at the news, and fireworks shot, as fans gathered near a statue to say farewell to McCarver, who thought he was on steroids. Meanwhile, Pete Rose was gambling as always, paying no mind the tentacled thing creeping its way towards him. He was drinking gin mixed with rare lemon juice from Chet Lemon's orchard. Later that day, Derek Jeter won the lottery,he dodged the rocks that Peter Gammons never even threw with the townspeople, carrying their pitchforks, chanting "overrated, overrated." So Barry said "I'm Comrade Steroid!"

Sammy Sosa realized that his career as a singer is just beginning to eclipse Madonna's illustrious movie career as the most putrid perfomance since Kevin Costner's portrayal of Richard Simmons. Meanwhile, in the upper deck restroom, little Johnny found that there was hostile Red Sox fan holding A "Sign Arod now!" Rod Barajas picture, that Barajas' mother had sent to every MLB executive in hopes of they'd confuse Rod into donating his liver so he called Nomar Garciaparra, "a snivelling whiner."

Incredibly, the batboy signed a hundred one-gallon milk jugs with Casey Stengel.

Little happened after using jetpacks became required beer vendor apparel. Vladimir Guerrero invested his savings in steroids stock. Pfizer has launched a new line - Super-stregnth Viagra laced with steriods "The RP brand" guaranteed to increase your finger-pointing ability,and plausible deniability but only while in Congress. Vladdy then said I'll never talk to Ellen DeGeneres about how she ate Bengie Molinas cupcakes. One hilarious drunken pigeon got hit while taking a steriods-induced bird seed with Jose Canseco making a comeback to MLB. Barry Zito's mother called him to tell him not to act on Broadway in Selig: The Musical Starring George Steinbrenner so, Steinbrenner bought The Giants, and Moved them to Tijuana, stating that "Steinbrenner likes Barry eating a roast turkey dinner.

Cheap $3 Thongs by Tim McCarver sold briskly, although they were never edible. Their advertisement depicted Tim McCarver kissing the thongs of Paula Abdul in hopes of winning American Idol. But thankfully, the product was discontinued after studies revealed that they smelled like Sammy Sosa's foul bodily stench that John Kruk made into cologne.

Then the Cubs traded to get Babe Ruth, but didn't realize that he had syphilis. The tentacled thing infected The Bambino and cursed him, causing Ruth to have a compulsive UFO sighting syndrome. The hotdog shaped flying baseball bat took a nosedive into uncharted waters off the coast where Tentacled Thing had died a death by bat and was given 2 more strikes, but failed miserably. Reggie Jackson gave the unexpecting queen a bigtime wedgie without using his Love Boat appearance as an alibi. Instead he used Bill Bucknors glove and put it up the queen's McGillicuddy. When she shrieked her normal lungs out of her body, she died. The end.

[Richmond Hill Phoenix]

Thank you. Now we begin a new one.

Once upon a

[-Kyle-]

Once upon a small seaweed patch,

[Erik Bedard]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher

[StanTheMan]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also

[Cubsfan97]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man

[Sultan_1895-1948]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler

[Disgruntaledmarinerfan]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract

[four tool]

[QUOTE=Disgruntaledmarinerfan]Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins

[-Kyle-]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent

[Erik Bedard]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to

[anjo25]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his

[Cubsfan97]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability

[StanTheMan]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of

[Erik Bedard]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience

[Cubsfan97]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been

[four tool]

[QUOTE=Cubsfan97]Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa

[-Kyle-]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack

[StanTheMan]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster

[Dalkowski110]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting

[four tool]

[QUOTE=Dalkowski110]Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs

[Huntington Avenue]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking,

[Cubsfan97]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all

[StanTheMan]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately,

[four tool]

[QUOTE=StanTheMan]Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started

[Huntington Avenue]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before

[AstrosFan]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin

[Williamsburg2599]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small

[Huntington Avenue]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the

[-Kyle-]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after

[Huntington Avenue]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of

[DownUnderDodger]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin

[StanTheMan]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie.

[Huntington Avenue]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays

[StanTheMan]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights,

[-Kyle-]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed

[Cubsfan97]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some

[four tool]

[QUOTE=Cubsfan97]Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get someextra batting practice

[Huntington Avenue]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for

[AstrosFan]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion

[Disgruntaledmarinerfan]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training

[Erik Bedard]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only

[Dalkowski110]

"Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

[StanTheMan]

"Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels

[Yankee Legend]

"Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by

[sandlot]

"Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi

[Huntington Avenue]

"Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas.

[EdmondsFan#1]

"Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why

[sandlot]

"Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was

[four tool]

[QUOTE=sandlot]"Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter

[StanTheMan]

]"Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit

[four tool]

[QUOTE=StanTheMan]]"Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple

[DownUnderDodger]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger

[StanTheMan]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top

[AlecBoy006]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers

[StanTheMan]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop

[Old Sweater]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole

[StanTheMan]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's

[Huntington Avenue]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories

[four tool]

[QUOTE=Huntington Avenue]Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories
produced a double

[Dalkowski110]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories
produced a double tentacled thing, which

[Huntington Avenue]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely.

[Cubsfan97]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment

[Huntington Avenue]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's

[Dalkowski110]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a

[StanTheMan]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip.

[Huntington Avenue]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept.

[TonyK]

[QUOTE=Huntington Avenue]Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept.

[four tool]

[QUOTE=TonyK][QUOTE=Huntington Avenue]Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game

[StanTheMan]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal.

[DownUnderDodger]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3

[Cubsfan97]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed

[StanTheMan]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger.

[Old Sweater]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming

[DownUnderDodger]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates

[Huntington Avenue]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

[StanTheMan]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing

[DownUnderDodger]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence

[Old Sweater]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever

[Cubsfan97]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed

[DownUnderDodger]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of

[Old Sweater]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York

[Disgruntaledmarinerfan]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York [B]Taxi cab drivers[B/]

[Old Sweater]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York Taxi cab drivers union representatives that

[DownUnderDodger]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York Taxi cab drivers union representatives that are dead against

[sandlot]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York Taxi cab drivers union representatives that are dead against drug-free anything.

[Old Sweater]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York Taxi cab drivers union representatives that are dead against drug-free anything. Not to be

[DownUnderDodger]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York Taxi cab drivers union representatives that are dead against drug-free anything. Not to be linked to BALCO

[Old Sweater]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York Taxi cab drivers union representatives that are dead against drug-free anything. Not to be linked to BALCO and Black Sox

[Cubsfan97]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York Taxi cab drivers union representatives that are dead against drug-free anything. Not to be linked to BALCO and Black Sox from the future

[Old Sweater]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York Taxi cab drivers union representatives that are dead against drug-free anything. Not to be linked to BALCO and Black Sox from the future, the Jerry Springer

[DownUnderDodger]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York Taxi cab drivers union representatives that are dead against drug-free anything. Not to be linked to BALCO and Black Sox from the future, the Jerry Springer bleeper worked overtime

[AstrosFan]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York Taxi cab drivers union representatives that are dead against drug-free anything. Not to be linked to BALCO and Black Sox from the future, the Jerry Springer bleeper worked overtime for Dodger Dogs.

[bhss89]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York Taxi cab drivers union representatives that are dead against drug-free anything. Not to be linked to BALCO and Black Sox from the future, the Jerry Springer bleeper worked overtime for Dodger Dogs.

These particular Dogs

[DownUnderDodger]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York Taxi cab drivers union representatives that are dead against drug-free anything. Not to be linked to BALCO and Black Sox from the future, the Jerry Springer bleeper worked overtime for Dodger Dogs.

These particular Dogs are without doubt

[Huntington Avenue]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York Taxi cab drivers union representatives that are dead against drug-free anything. Not to be linked to BALCO and Black Sox from the future, the Jerry Springer bleeper worked overtime for Dodger Dogs.

These particular Dogs are without doubt consumed by Garciaparra.

[Old Sweater]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York Taxi cab drivers union representatives that are dead against drug-free anything. Not to be linked to BALCO and Black Sox from the future, the Jerry Springer bleeper worked overtime for Dodger Dogs.

These particular Dogs are without doubt consumed by Garciaparra. Mia Hamm cried

[bhss89]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York Taxi cab drivers union representatives that are dead against drug-free anything. Not to be linked to BALCO and Black Sox from the future, the Jerry Springer bleeper worked overtime for Dodger Dogs.

These particular Dogs are without doubt consumed by Garciaparra. Mia Hamm cried ,"I want one!"

[Old Sweater]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York Taxi cab drivers union representatives that are dead against drug-free anything. Not to be linked to BALCO and Black Sox from the future, the Jerry Springer bleeper worked overtime for Dodger Dogs.

These particular Dogs are without doubt consumed by Garciaparra. Mia Hamm cried ,"I want one!", while pulling off

[bhss89]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York Taxi cab drivers union representatives that are dead against drug-free anything. Not to be linked to BALCO and Black Sox from the future, the Jerry Springer bleeper worked overtime for Dodger Dogs.

These particular Dogs are without doubt consumed by Garciaparra. Mia Hamm cried ,"I want one!", while pulling off Nomar's chest hair.

[Old Sweater]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York Taxi cab drivers union representatives that are dead against drug-free anything. Not to be linked to BALCO and Black Sox from the future, the Jerry Springer bleeper worked overtime for Dodger Dogs.

These particular Dogs are without doubt consumed by Garciaparra. Mia Hamm cried ,"I want one!", while pulling off Nomar's chest hair. Babe Ruth ran

[bhss89]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York Taxi cab drivers union representatives that are dead against drug-free anything. Not to be linked to BALCO and Black Sox from the future, the Jerry Springer bleeper worked overtime for Dodger Dogs.

These particular Dogs are without doubt consumed by Garciaparra. Mia Hamm cried ,"I want one!", while pulling off Nomar's chest hair. Babe Ruth ran, frankfurter in mouth,

[DownUnderDodger]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York Taxi cab drivers union representatives that are dead against drug-free anything. Not to be linked to BALCO and Black Sox from the future, the Jerry Springer bleeper worked overtime for Dodger Dogs.

These particular Dogs are without doubt consumed by Garciaparra. Mia Hamm cried ,"I want one!", while pulling off Nomar's chest hair. Babe Ruth ran, frankfurter in mouth, out of COSTCO

[AstrosFan]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York Taxi cab drivers union representatives that are dead against drug-free anything. Not to be linked to BALCO and Black Sox from the future, the Jerry Springer bleeper worked overtime for Dodger Dogs.

These particular Dogs are without doubt consumed by Garciaparra. Mia Hamm cried ,"I want one!", while pulling off Nomar's chest hair. Babe Ruth ran, frankfurter in mouth, out of COSTCO, which declared bankruptcy

[bhss89]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York Taxi cab drivers union representatives that are dead against drug-free anything. Not to be linked to BALCO and Black Sox from the future, the Jerry Springer bleeper worked overtime for Dodger Dogs.

These particular Dogs are without doubt consumed by Garciaparra. Mia Hamm cried ,"I want one!", while pulling off Nomar's chest hair. Babe Ruth ran, frankfurter in mouth, out of COSTCO, which declared bankruptcy. Meanwhile, back at

[Old Sweater]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York Taxi cab drivers union representatives that are dead against drug-free anything. Not to be linked to BALCO and Black Sox from the future, the Jerry Springer bleeper worked overtime for Dodger Dogs.

These particular Dogs are without doubt consumed by Garciaparra. Mia Hamm cried ,"I want one!", while pulling off Nomar's chest hair. Babe Ruth ran, frankfurter in mouth, out of COSTCO, which declared bankruptcy. Meanwhile, back at the Ponderosa, Chief

[Huntington Avenue]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York Taxi cab drivers union representatives that are dead against drug-free anything. Not to be linked to BALCO and Black Sox from the future, the Jerry Springer bleeper worked overtime for Dodger Dogs.

These particular Dogs are without doubt consumed by Garciaparra. Mia Hamm cried ,"I want one!", while pulling off Nomar's chest hair. Babe Ruth ran, frankfurter in mouth, out of COSTCO, which declared bankruptcy. Meanwhile, back at the Ponderosa, Chief Bender ordered several

[DownUnderDodger]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York Taxi cab drivers union representatives that are dead against drug-free anything. Not to be linked to BALCO and Black Sox from the future, the Jerry Springer bleeper worked overtime for Dodger Dogs.

These particular Dogs are without doubt consumed by Garciaparra. Mia Hamm cried ,"I want one!", while pulling off Nomar's chest hair. Babe Ruth ran, frankfurter in mouth, out of COSTCO, which declared bankruptcy. Meanwhile, back at the Ponderosa, Chief Bender ordered several Cartwright family members

[runningshoes]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York Taxi cab drivers union representatives that are dead against drug-free anything. Not to be linked to BALCO and Black Sox from the future, the Jerry Springer bleeper worked overtime for Dodger Dogs.

These particular Dogs are without doubt consumed by Garciaparra. Mia Hamm cried ,"I want one!", while pulling off Nomar's chest hair. Babe Ruth ran, frankfurter in mouth, out of COSTCO, which declared bankruptcy. Meanwhile, back at the Ponderosa, Chief Bender ordered several Cartwright family members for heavy lifting

[Old Sweater]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York Taxi cab drivers union representatives that are dead against drug-free anything. Not to be linked to BALCO and Black Sox from the future, the Jerry Springer bleeper worked overtime for Dodger Dogs.

These particular Dogs are without doubt consumed by Garciaparra. Mia Hamm cried ,"I want one!", while pulling off Nomar's chest hair. Babe Ruth ran, frankfurter in mouth, out of COSTCO, which declared bankruptcy. Meanwhile, back at the Ponderosa, Chief Bender ordered several Cartwright family members for heavy lifting of their cousin

[runningshoes]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York Taxi cab drivers union representatives that are dead against drug-free anything. Not to be linked to BALCO and Black Sox from the future, the Jerry Springer bleeper worked overtime for Dodger Dogs.

These particular Dogs are without doubt consumed by Garciaparra. Mia Hamm cried ,"I want one!", while pulling off Nomar's chest hair. Babe Ruth ran, frankfurter in mouth, out of COSTCO, which declared bankruptcy. Meanwhile, back at the Ponderosa, Chief Bender ordered several Cartwright family members for heavy lifting of their cousin Gladys who looks

[Old Sweater]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York Taxi cab drivers union representatives that are dead against drug-free anything. Not to be linked to BALCO and Black Sox from the future, the Jerry Springer bleeper worked overtime for Dodger Dogs.

These particular Dogs are without doubt consumed by Garciaparra. Mia Hamm cried ,"I want one!", while pulling off Nomar's chest hair. Babe Ruth ran, frankfurter in mouth, out of COSTCO, which declared bankruptcy. Meanwhile, back at the Ponderosa, Chief Bender ordered several Cartwright family members for heavy lifting of their cousin Gladys who looks like she just

[StanTheMan]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York Taxi cab drivers union representatives that are dead against drug-free anything. Not to be linked to BALCO and Black Sox from the future, the Jerry Springer bleeper worked overtime for Dodger Dogs.

These particular Dogs are without doubt consumed by Garciaparra. Mia Hamm cried ,"I want one!", while pulling off Nomar's chest hair. Babe Ruth ran, frankfurter in mouth, out of COSTCO, which declared bankruptcy. Meanwhile, back at the Ponderosa, Chief Bender ordered several Cartwright family members for heavy lifting of their cousin Gladys who looks like she just stinks like Vizquel.

[Huntington Avenue]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York Taxi cab drivers union representatives that are dead against drug-free anything. Not to be linked to BALCO and Black Sox from the future, the Jerry Springer bleeper worked overtime for Dodger Dogs.

These particular Dogs are without doubt consumed by Garciaparra. Mia Hamm cried ,"I want one!", while pulling off Nomar's chest hair. Babe Ruth ran, frankfurter in mouth, out of COSTCO, which declared bankruptcy. Meanwhile, back at the Ponderosa, Chief Bender ordered several Cartwright family members for heavy lifting of their cousin Gladys who looks like she just stinks like Vizquel. Then, Papelbon sang

[StanTheMan]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York Taxi cab drivers union representatives that are dead against drug-free anything. Not to be linked to BALCO and Black Sox from the future, the Jerry Springer bleeper worked overtime for Dodger Dogs.

These particular Dogs are without doubt consumed by Garciaparra. Mia Hamm cried ,"I want one!", while pulling off Nomar's chest hair. Babe Ruth ran, frankfurter in mouth, out of COSTCO, which declared bankruptcy. Meanwhile, back at the Ponderosa, Chief Bender ordered several Cartwright family members for heavy lifting of their cousin Gladys who looks like she just stinks like Vizquel. Then Papelbon sang, glorifying Ozzie Smith

[runningshoes]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York Taxi cab drivers union representatives that are dead against drug-free anything. Not to be linked to BALCO and Black Sox from the future, the Jerry Springer bleeper worked overtime for Dodger Dogs.

These particular Dogs are without doubt consumed by Garciaparra. Mia Hamm cried ,"I want one!", while pulling off Nomar's chest hair. Babe Ruth ran, frankfurter in mouth, out of COSTCO, which declared bankruptcy. Meanwhile, back at the Ponderosa, Chief Bender ordered several Cartwright family members for heavy lifting of their cousin Gladys who looks like she just stinks like Vizquel. Then Papelbon sang, glorifying Ozzie Smith while drinking a

[StanTheMan]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York Taxi cab drivers union representatives that are dead against drug-free anything. Not to be linked to BALCO and Black Sox from the future, the Jerry Springer bleeper worked overtime for Dodger Dogs.

These particular Dogs are without doubt consumed by Garciaparra. Mia Hamm cried ,"I want one!", while pulling off Nomar's chest hair. Babe Ruth ran, frankfurter in mouth, out of COSTCO, which declared bankruptcy. Meanwhile, back at the Ponderosa, Chief Bender ordered several Cartwright family members for heavy lifting of their cousin Gladys who looks like she just stinks like Vizquel. Then Papelbon sang, glorifying Ozzie Smith while drinking a gallon of milk.

[Old Sweater]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York Taxi cab drivers union representatives that are dead against drug-free anything. Not to be linked to BALCO and Black Sox from the future, the Jerry Springer bleeper worked overtime for Dodger Dogs.

These particular Dogs are without doubt consumed by Garciaparra. Mia Hamm cried ,"I want one!", while pulling off Nomar's chest hair. Babe Ruth ran, frankfurter in mouth, out of COSTCO, which declared bankruptcy. Meanwhile, back at the Ponderosa, Chief Bender ordered several Cartwright family members for heavy lifting of their cousin Gladys who looks like she just stinks like Vizquel. Then Papelbon sang, glorifying Ozzie Smith while drinking a gallon of milk. Smith then cartwheeled

[runningshoes]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York Taxi cab drivers union representatives that are dead against drug-free anything. Not to be linked to BALCO and Black Sox from the future, the Jerry Springer bleeper worked overtime for Dodger Dogs.

These particular Dogs are without doubt consumed by Garciaparra. Mia Hamm cried ,"I want one!", while pulling off Nomar's chest hair. Babe Ruth ran, frankfurter in mouth, out of COSTCO, which declared bankruptcy. Meanwhile, back at the Ponderosa, Chief Bender ordered several Cartwright family members for heavy lifting of their cousin Gladys who looks like she just stinks like Vizquel. Then Papelbon sang, glorifying Ozzie Smith while drinking a gallon of milk. Smith then cartwheeled out of the

[StanTheMan]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York Taxi cab drivers union representatives that are dead against drug-free anything. Not to be linked to BALCO and Black Sox from the future, the Jerry Springer bleeper worked overtime for Dodger Dogs.

These particular Dogs are without doubt consumed by Garciaparra. Mia Hamm cried ,"I want one!", while pulling off Nomar's chest hair. Babe Ruth ran, frankfurter in mouth, out of COSTCO, which declared bankruptcy. Meanwhile, back at the Ponderosa, Chief Bender ordered several Cartwright family members for heavy lifting of their cousin Gladys who looks like she just stinks like Vizquel. Then Papelbon sang, glorifying Ozzie Smith while drinking a gallon of milk. Smith then cartwheeled out of the path of Ichiro's

[DownUnderDodger]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York Taxi cab drivers union representatives that are dead against drug-free anything. Not to be linked to BALCO and Black Sox from the future, the Jerry Springer bleeper worked overtime for Dodger Dogs.

These particular Dogs are without doubt consumed by Garciaparra. Mia Hamm cried ,"I want one!", while pulling off Nomar's chest hair. Babe Ruth ran, frankfurter in mouth, out of COSTCO, which declared bankruptcy. Meanwhile, back at the Ponderosa, Chief Bender ordered several Cartwright family members for heavy lifting of their cousin Gladys who looks like she just stinks like Vizquel. Then Papelbon sang, glorifying Ozzie Smith while drinking a gallon of milk. Smith then cartwheeled out of the path of Ichiro's used jock strap

[StanTheMan]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York Taxi cab drivers union representatives that are dead against drug-free anything. Not to be linked to BALCO and Black Sox from the future, the Jerry Springer bleeper worked overtime for Dodger Dogs.

These particular Dogs are without doubt consumed by Garciaparra. Mia Hamm cried ,"I want one!", while pulling off Nomar's chest hair. Babe Ruth ran, frankfurter in mouth, out of COSTCO, which declared bankruptcy. Meanwhile, back at the Ponderosa, Chief Bender ordered several Cartwright family members for heavy lifting of their cousin Gladys who looks like she just stinks like Vizquel. Then Papelbon sang, glorifying Ozzie Smith while drinking a gallon of milk. Smith then cartwheeled out of the path of Ichiro's used jock strap, still turning two.

[DownUnderDodger]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York Taxi cab drivers union representatives that are dead against drug-free anything. Not to be linked to BALCO and Black Sox from the future, the Jerry Springer bleeper worked overtime for Dodger Dogs.

These particular Dogs are without doubt consumed by Garciaparra. Mia Hamm cried ,"I want one!", while pulling off Nomar's chest hair. Babe Ruth ran, frankfurter in mouth, out of COSTCO, which declared bankruptcy. Meanwhile, back at the Ponderosa, Chief Bender ordered several Cartwright family members for heavy lifting of their cousin Gladys who looks like she just stinks like Vizquel. Then Papelbon sang, glorifying Ozzie Smith while drinking a gallon of milk. Smith then cartwheeled out of the path of Ichiro's used jock strap, still turning two twists and tucks

[Old Sweater]

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DownUnderDodger
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Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York Taxi cab drivers union representatives that are dead against drug-free anything. Not to be linked to BALCO and Black Sox from the future, the Jerry Springer bleeper worked overtime for Dodger Dogs.

These particular Dogs are without doubt consumed by Garciaparra. Mia Hamm cried ,"I want one!", while pulling off Nomar's chest hair. Babe Ruth ran, frankfurter in mouth, out of COSTCO, which declared bankruptcy. Meanwhile, back at the Ponderosa, Chief Bender ordered several Cartwright family members for heavy lifting of their cousin Gladys who looks like she just stinks like Vizquel. Then Papelbon sang, glorifying Ozzie Smith while drinking a gallon of milk. Smith then cartwheeled out of the path of Ichiro's used jock strap, still turning two twists and tucks while sissy screaming.

[StanTheMan]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York Taxi cab drivers union representatives that are dead against drug-free anything. Not to be linked to BALCO and Black Sox from the future, the Jerry Springer bleeper worked overtime for Dodger Dogs.

These particular Dogs are without doubt consumed by Garciaparra. Mia Hamm cried ,"I want one!", while pulling off Nomar's chest hair. Babe Ruth ran, frankfurter in mouth, out of COSTCO, which declared bankruptcy. Meanwhile, back at the Ponderosa, Chief Bender ordered several Cartwright family members for heavy lifting of their cousin Gladys who looks like she just stinks like Vizquel. Then Papelbon sang, glorifying Ozzie Smith while drinking a gallon of milk. Smith then cartwheeled out of the path of Ichiro's used jock strap, still turning two twists and tucks while sissy screaming like Vizquel.

Evidently,

[-Kyle-]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York Taxi cab drivers union representatives that are dead against drug-free anything. Not to be linked to BALCO and Black Sox from the future, the Jerry Springer bleeper worked overtime for Dodger Dogs.

These particular Dogs are without doubt consumed by Garciaparra. Mia Hamm cried ,"I want one!", while pulling off Nomar's chest hair. Babe Ruth ran, frankfurter in mouth, out of COSTCO, which declared bankruptcy. Meanwhile, back at the Ponderosa, Chief Bender ordered several Cartwright family members for heavy lifting of their cousin Gladys who looks like she just stinks like Vizquel. Then Papelbon sang, glorifying Ozzie Smith while drinking a gallon of milk. Smith then cartwheeled out of the path of Ichiro's used jock strap, still turning two twists and tucks while sissy screaming like Vizquel.

Evidently, the Polo Grounds

[Old Sweater]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York Taxi cab drivers union representatives that are dead against drug-free anything. Not to be linked to BALCO and Black Sox from the future, the Jerry Springer bleeper worked overtime for Dodger Dogs.

These particular Dogs are without doubt consumed by Garciaparra. Mia Hamm cried ,"I want one!", while pulling off Nomar's chest hair. Babe Ruth ran, frankfurter in mouth, out of COSTCO, which declared bankruptcy. Meanwhile, back at the Ponderosa, Chief Bender ordered several Cartwright family members for heavy lifting of their cousin Gladys who looks like she just stinks like Vizquel. Then Papelbon sang, glorifying Ozzie Smith while drinking a gallon of milk. Smith then cartwheeled out of the path of Ichiro's used jock strap, still turning two twists and tucks while sissy screaming like Vizquel.

Evidently, the Polo Grounds home of the

[DownUnderDodger]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York Taxi cab drivers union representatives that are dead against drug-free anything. Not to be linked to BALCO and Black Sox from the future, the Jerry Springer bleeper worked overtime for Dodger Dogs.

These particular Dogs are without doubt consumed by Garciaparra. Mia Hamm cried ,"I want one!", while pulling off Nomar's chest hair. Babe Ruth ran, frankfurter in mouth, out of COSTCO, which declared bankruptcy. Meanwhile, back at the Ponderosa, Chief Bender ordered several Cartwright family members for heavy lifting of their cousin Gladys who looks like she just stinks like Vizquel. Then Papelbon sang, glorifying Ozzie Smith while drinking a gallon of milk. Smith then cartwheeled out of the path of Ichiro's used jock strap, still turning two twists and tucks while sissy screaming like Vizquel.

Evidently, the Polo Grounds, without any horses

[StanTheMan]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York Taxi cab drivers union representatives that are dead against drug-free anything. Not to be linked to BALCO and Black Sox from the future, the Jerry Springer bleeper worked overtime for Dodger Dogs.

These particular Dogs are without doubt consumed by Garciaparra. Mia Hamm cried ,"I want one!", while pulling off Nomar's chest hair. Babe Ruth ran, frankfurter in mouth, out of COSTCO, which declared bankruptcy. Meanwhile, back at the Ponderosa, Chief Bender ordered several Cartwright family members for heavy lifting of their cousin Gladys who looks like she just stinks like Vizquel. Then Papelbon sang, glorifying Ozzie Smith while drinking a gallon of milk. Smith then cartwheeled out of the path of Ichiro's used jock strap, still turning two twists and tucks while sissy screaming like Vizquel.

Evidently, the Polo Grounds home of the cheating Leo Durocher

[DownUnderDodger]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York Taxi cab drivers union representatives that are dead against drug-free anything. Not to be linked to BALCO and Black Sox from the future, the Jerry Springer bleeper worked overtime for Dodger Dogs.

These particular Dogs are without doubt consumed by Garciaparra. Mia Hamm cried ,"I want one!", while pulling off Nomar's chest hair. Babe Ruth ran, frankfurter in mouth, out of COSTCO, which declared bankruptcy. Meanwhile, back at the Ponderosa, Chief Bender ordered several Cartwright family members for heavy lifting of their cousin Gladys who looks like she just stinks like Vizquel. Then Papelbon sang, glorifying Ozzie Smith while drinking a gallon of milk. Smith then cartwheeled out of the path of Ichiro's used jock strap, still turning two twists and tucks while sissy screaming like Vizquel.

Evidently, the Polo Grounds home of the cheating Leo Durocher, was raided by


(I think old sweater and I :atthepc at the same, but we are running with old sweater's post :laugh )

[StanTheMan]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York Taxi cab drivers union representatives that are dead against drug-free anything. Not to be linked to BALCO and Black Sox from the future, the Jerry Springer bleeper worked overtime for Dodger Dogs.

These particular Dogs are without doubt consumed by Garciaparra. Mia Hamm cried ,"I want one!", while pulling off Nomar's chest hair. Babe Ruth ran, frankfurter in mouth, out of COSTCO, which declared bankruptcy. Meanwhile, back at the Ponderosa, Chief Bender ordered several Cartwright family members for heavy lifting of their cousin Gladys who looks like she just stinks like Vizquel. Then Papelbon sang, glorifying Ozzie Smith while drinking a gallon of milk. Smith then cartwheeled out of the path of Ichiro's used jock strap, still turning two twists and tucks while sissy screaming like Vizquel.

Evidently, the Polo Grounds home of the cheating Leo Durocher, was raided by Eddie Gaedel's ghost

[runningshoes]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York Taxi cab drivers union representatives that are dead against drug-free anything. Not to be linked to BALCO and Black Sox from the future, the Jerry Springer bleeper worked overtime for Dodger Dogs.

These particular Dogs are without doubt consumed by Garciaparra. Mia Hamm cried ,"I want one!", while pulling off Nomar's chest hair. Babe Ruth ran, frankfurter in mouth, out of COSTCO, which declared bankruptcy. Meanwhile, back at the Ponderosa, Chief Bender ordered several Cartwright family members for heavy lifting of their cousin Gladys who looks like she just stinks like Vizquel. Then Papelbon sang, glorifying Ozzie Smith while drinking a gallon of milk. Smith then cartwheeled out of the path of Ichiro's used jock strap, still turning two twists and tucks while sissy screaming like Vizquel.

Evidently, the Polo Grounds home of the cheating Leo Durocher, was raided by Eddie Gaedel's ghost and a large

[StanTheMan]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York Taxi cab drivers union representatives that are dead against drug-free anything. Not to be linked to BALCO and Black Sox from the future, the Jerry Springer bleeper worked overtime for Dodger Dogs.

These particular Dogs are without doubt consumed by Garciaparra. Mia Hamm cried ,"I want one!", while pulling off Nomar's chest hair. Babe Ruth ran, frankfurter in mouth, out of COSTCO, which declared bankruptcy. Meanwhile, back at the Ponderosa, Chief Bender ordered several Cartwright family members for heavy lifting of their cousin Gladys who looks like she just stinks like Vizquel. Then Papelbon sang, glorifying Ozzie Smith while drinking a gallon of milk. Smith then cartwheeled out of the path of Ichiro's used jock strap, still turning two twists and tucks while sissy screaming like Vizquel.

Evidently, the Polo Grounds home of the cheating Leo Durocher, was raided by Eddie Gaedel's ghost and a large contingent of well-dressed

[Old Sweater]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York Taxi cab drivers union representatives that are dead against drug-free anything. Not to be linked to BALCO and Black Sox from the future, the Jerry Springer bleeper worked overtime for Dodger Dogs.

These particular Dogs are without doubt consumed by Garciaparra. Mia Hamm cried ,"I want one!", while pulling off Nomar's chest hair. Babe Ruth ran, frankfurter in mouth, out of COSTCO, which declared bankruptcy. Meanwhile, back at the Ponderosa, Chief Bender ordered several Cartwright family members for heavy lifting of their cousin Gladys who looks like she just stinks like Vizquel. Then Papelbon sang, glorifying Ozzie Smith while drinking a gallon of milk. Smith then cartwheeled out of the path of Ichiro's used jock strap, still turning two twists and tucks while sissy screaming like Vizquel.

Evidently, the Polo Grounds home of the cheating Leo Durocher, was raided by Eddie Gaedel's ghost and a large contingent of well-dressed small people who

[runningshoes]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York Taxi cab drivers union representatives that are dead against drug-free anything. Not to be linked to BALCO and Black Sox from the future, the Jerry Springer bleeper worked overtime for Dodger Dogs.

These particular Dogs are without doubt consumed by Garciaparra. Mia Hamm cried ,"I want one!", while pulling off Nomar's chest hair. Babe Ruth ran, frankfurter in mouth, out of COSTCO, which declared bankruptcy. Meanwhile, back at the Ponderosa, Chief Bender ordered several Cartwright family members for heavy lifting of their cousin Gladys who looks like she just stinks like Vizquel. Then Papelbon sang, glorifying Ozzie Smith while drinking a gallon of milk. Smith then cartwheeled out of the path of Ichiro's used jock strap, still turning two twists and tucks while sissy screaming like Vizquel.

Evidently, the Polo Grounds home of the cheating Leo Durocher, was raided by Eddie Gaedel's ghost and a large contingent of well-dressed small people who were tripping over

[Huntington Avenue]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York Taxi cab drivers union representatives that are dead against drug-free anything. Not to be linked to BALCO and Black Sox from the future, the Jerry Springer bleeper worked overtime for Dodger Dogs.

These particular Dogs are without doubt consumed by Garciaparra. Mia Hamm cried ,"I want one!", while pulling off Nomar's chest hair. Babe Ruth ran, frankfurter in mouth, out of COSTCO, which declared bankruptcy. Meanwhile, back at the Ponderosa, Chief Bender ordered several Cartwright family members for heavy lifting of their cousin Gladys who looks like she just stinks like Vizquel. Then Papelbon sang, glorifying Ozzie Smith while drinking a gallon of milk. Smith then cartwheeled out of the path of Ichiro's used jock strap, still turning two twists and tucks while sissy screaming like Vizquel.

Evidently, the Polo Grounds home of the cheating Leo Durocher, was raided by Eddie Gaedel's ghost and a large contingent of well-dressed small people who were tripping over Ralph Branca's former

[Old Sweater]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York Taxi cab drivers union representatives that are dead against drug-free anything. Not to be linked to BALCO and Black Sox from the future, the Jerry Springer bleeper worked overtime for Dodger Dogs.

These particular Dogs are without doubt consumed by Garciaparra. Mia Hamm cried ,"I want one!", while pulling off Nomar's chest hair. Babe Ruth ran, frankfurter in mouth, out of COSTCO, which declared bankruptcy. Meanwhile, back at the Ponderosa, Chief Bender ordered several Cartwright family members for heavy lifting of their cousin Gladys who looks like she just stinks like Vizquel. Then Papelbon sang, glorifying Ozzie Smith while drinking a gallon of milk. Smith then cartwheeled out of the path of Ichiro's used jock strap, still turning two twists and tucks while sissy screaming like Vizquel.

Evidently, the Polo Grounds home of the cheating Leo Durocher, was raided by Eddie Gaedel's ghost and a large contingent of well-dressed small people who were tripping over Ralph Branca's former, soon to be

[StanTheMan]

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[Old Sweater]

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[StanTheMan]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York Taxi cab drivers union representatives that are dead against drug-free anything. Not to be linked to BALCO and Black Sox from the future, the Jerry Springer bleeper worked overtime for Dodger Dogs.

These particular Dogs are without doubt consumed by Garciaparra. Mia Hamm cried ,"I want one!", while pulling off Nomar's chest hair. Babe Ruth ran, frankfurter in mouth, out of COSTCO, which declared bankruptcy. Meanwhile, back at the Ponderosa, Chief Bender ordered several Cartwright family members for heavy lifting of their cousin Gladys who looks like she just stinks like Vizquel. Then Papelbon sang, glorifying Ozzie Smith while drinking a gallon of milk. Smith then cartwheeled out of the path of Ichiro's used jock strap, still turning two twists and tucks while sissy screaming like Vizquel.

Evidently, the Polo Grounds home of the cheating Leo Durocher, was raided by Eddie Gaedel's ghost and a large contingent of well-dressed small people who were tripping over Ralph Branca's former, soon to be batboy turned fry-cook.

[Old Sweater]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York Taxi cab drivers union representatives that are dead against drug-free anything. Not to be linked to BALCO and Black Sox from the future, the Jerry Springer bleeper worked overtime for Dodger Dogs.

These particular Dogs are without doubt consumed by Garciaparra. Mia Hamm cried ,"I want one!", while pulling off Nomar's chest hair. Babe Ruth ran, frankfurter in mouth, out of COSTCO, which declared bankruptcy. Meanwhile, back at the Ponderosa, Chief Bender ordered several Cartwright family members for heavy lifting of their cousin Gladys who looks like she just stinks like Vizquel. Then Papelbon sang, glorifying Ozzie Smith while drinking a gallon of milk. Smith then cartwheeled out of the path of Ichiro's used jock strap, still turning two twists and tucks while sissy screaming like Vizquel.

Evidently, the Polo Grounds home of the cheating Leo Durocher, was raided by Eddie Gaedel's ghost and a large contingent of well-dressed small people who were tripping over Ralph Branca's former, soon to be batboy turned fry-cook. Freshly flipped fish

[sandlot]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York Taxi cab drivers union representatives that are dead against drug-free anything. Not to be linked to BALCO and Black Sox from the future, the Jerry Springer bleeper worked overtime for Dodger Dogs.

These particular Dogs are without doubt consumed by Garciaparra. Mia Hamm cried ,"I want one!", while pulling off Nomar's chest hair. Babe Ruth ran, frankfurter in mouth, out of COSTCO, which declared bankruptcy. Meanwhile, back at the Ponderosa, Chief Bender ordered several Cartwright family members for heavy lifting of their cousin Gladys who looks like she just stinks like Vizquel. Then Papelbon sang, glorifying Ozzie Smith while drinking a gallon of milk. Smith then cartwheeled out of the path of Ichiro's used jock strap, still turning two twists and tucks while sissy screaming like Vizquel.

Evidently, the Polo Grounds home of the cheating Leo Durocher, was raided by Eddie Gaedel's ghost and a large contingent of well-dressed small people who were tripping over Ralph Branca's former, soon to be batboy turned fry-cook. Freshly flipped fish dubbed dugout daube

[Old Sweater]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York Taxi cab drivers union representatives that are dead against drug-free anything. Not to be linked to BALCO and Black Sox from the future, the Jerry Springer bleeper worked overtime for Dodger Dogs.

These particular Dogs are without doubt consumed by Garciaparra. Mia Hamm cried ,"I want one!", while pulling off Nomar's chest hair. Babe Ruth ran, frankfurter in mouth, out of COSTCO, which declared bankruptcy. Meanwhile, back at the Ponderosa, Chief Bender ordered several Cartwright family members for heavy lifting of their cousin Gladys who looks like she just stinks like Vizquel. Then Papelbon sang, glorifying Ozzie Smith while drinking a gallon of milk. Smith then cartwheeled out of the path of Ichiro's used jock strap, still turning two twists and tucks while sissy screaming like Vizquel.

Evidently, the Polo Grounds home of the cheating Leo Durocher, was raided by Eddie Gaedel's ghost and a large contingent of well-dressed small people who were tripping over Ralph Branca's former, soon to be batboy turned fry-cook. Freshly flipped fish dubbed dugout daube was his specialty.

[StanTheMan]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York Taxi cab drivers union representatives that are dead against drug-free anything. Not to be linked to BALCO and Black Sox from the future, the Jerry Springer bleeper worked overtime for Dodger Dogs.

These particular Dogs are without doubt consumed by Garciaparra. Mia Hamm cried ,"I want one!", while pulling off Nomar's chest hair. Babe Ruth ran, frankfurter in mouth, out of COSTCO, which declared bankruptcy. Meanwhile, back at the Ponderosa, Chief Bender ordered several Cartwright family members for heavy lifting of their cousin Gladys who looks like she just stinks like Vizquel. Then Papelbon sang, glorifying Ozzie Smith while drinking a gallon of milk. Smith then cartwheeled out of the path of Ichiro's used jock strap, still turning two twists and tucks while sissy screaming like Vizquel.

Evidently, the Polo Grounds home of the cheating Leo Durocher, was raided by Eddie Gaedel's ghost and a large contingent of well-dressed small people who were tripping over Ralph Branca's former, soon to be batboy turned fry-cook. Freshly flipped fish dubbed dugout daube was his specialty. Smiles were free.

[Old Sweater]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York Taxi cab drivers union representatives that are dead against drug-free anything. Not to be linked to BALCO and Black Sox from the future, the Jerry Springer bleeper worked overtime for Dodger Dogs.

These particular Dogs are without doubt consumed by Garciaparra. Mia Hamm cried ,"I want one!", while pulling off Nomar's chest hair. Babe Ruth ran, frankfurter in mouth, out of COSTCO, which declared bankruptcy. Meanwhile, back at the Ponderosa, Chief Bender ordered several Cartwright family members for heavy lifting of their cousin Gladys who looks like she just stinks like Vizquel. Then Papelbon sang, glorifying Ozzie Smith while drinking a gallon of milk. Smith then cartwheeled out of the path of Ichiro's used jock strap, still turning two twists and tucks while sissy screaming like Vizquel.

Evidently, the Polo Grounds home of the cheating Leo Durocher, was raided by Eddie Gaedel's ghost and a large contingent of well-dressed small people who were tripping over Ralph Branca's former, soon to be batboy turned fry-cook. Freshly flipped fish dubbed dugout daube was his specialty. Smiles were free. So was gas.

[DownUnderDodger]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York Taxi cab drivers union representatives that are dead against drug-free anything. Not to be linked to BALCO and Black Sox from the future, the Jerry Springer bleeper worked overtime for Dodger Dogs.

These particular Dogs are without doubt consumed by Garciaparra. Mia Hamm cried ,"I want one!", while pulling off Nomar's chest hair. Babe Ruth ran, frankfurter in mouth, out of COSTCO, which declared bankruptcy. Meanwhile, back at the Ponderosa, Chief Bender ordered several Cartwright family members for heavy lifting of their cousin Gladys who looks like she just stinks like Vizquel. Then Papelbon sang, glorifying Ozzie Smith while drinking a gallon of milk. Smith then cartwheeled out of the path of Ichiro's used jock strap, still turning two twists and tucks while sissy screaming like Vizquel.

Evidently, the Polo Grounds home of the cheating Leo Durocher, was raided by Eddie Gaedel's ghost and a large contingent of well-dressed small people who were tripping over Ralph Branca's former, soon to be batboy turned fry-cook. Freshly flipped fish dubbed dugout daube was his specialty. Smiles were free. So was gas. However, steroids cost

[waltweiss]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York Taxi cab drivers union representatives that are dead against drug-free anything. Not to be linked to BALCO and Black Sox from the future, the Jerry Springer bleeper worked overtime for Dodger Dogs.

These particular Dogs are without doubt consumed by Garciaparra. Mia Hamm cried ,"I want one!", while pulling off Nomar's chest hair. Babe Ruth ran, frankfurter in mouth, out of COSTCO, which declared bankruptcy. Meanwhile, back at the Ponderosa, Chief Bender ordered several Cartwright family members for heavy lifting of their cousin Gladys who looks like she just stinks like Vizquel. Then Papelbon sang, glorifying Ozzie Smith while drinking a gallon of milk. Smith then cartwheeled out of the path of Ichiro's used jock strap, still turning two twists and tucks while sissy screaming like Vizquel.

Evidently, the Polo Grounds home of the cheating Leo Durocher, was raided by Eddie Gaedel's ghost and a large contingent of well-dressed small people who were tripping over Ralph Branca's former, soon to be batboy turned fry-cook. Freshly flipped fish dubbed dugout daube was his specialty. Smiles were free. So was gas. However, steroids cost copious amounts of
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[Old Sweater]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York Taxi cab drivers union representatives that are dead against drug-free anything. Not to be linked to BALCO and Black Sox from the future, the Jerry Springer bleeper worked overtime for Dodger Dogs.

These particular Dogs are without doubt consumed by Garciaparra. Mia Hamm cried ,"I want one!", while pulling off Nomar's chest hair. Babe Ruth ran, frankfurter in mouth, out of COSTCO, which declared bankruptcy. Meanwhile, back at the Ponderosa, Chief Bender ordered several Cartwright family members for heavy lifting of their cousin Gladys who looks like she just stinks like Vizquel. Then Papelbon sang, glorifying Ozzie Smith while drinking a gallon of milk. Smith then cartwheeled out of the path of Ichiro's used jock strap, still turning two twists and tucks while sissy screaming like Vizquel.

Evidently, the Polo Grounds home of the cheating Leo Durocher, was raided by Eddie Gaedel's ghost and a large contingent of well-dressed small people who were tripping over Ralph Branca's former, soon to be batboy turned fry-cook. Freshly flipped fish dubbed dugout daube was his specialty. Smiles were free. So was gas. However, steroids cost copious amounts of wasted time reading

[StanTheMan]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York Taxi cab drivers union representatives that are dead against drug-free anything. Not to be linked to BALCO and Black Sox from the future, the Jerry Springer bleeper worked overtime for Dodger Dogs.

These particular Dogs are without doubt consumed by Garciaparra. Mia Hamm cried ,"I want one!", while pulling off Nomar's chest hair. Babe Ruth ran, frankfurter in mouth, out of COSTCO, which declared bankruptcy. Meanwhile, back at the Ponderosa, Chief Bender ordered several Cartwright family members for heavy lifting of their cousin Gladys who looks like she just stinks like Vizquel. Then Papelbon sang, glorifying Ozzie Smith while drinking a gallon of milk. Smith then cartwheeled out of the path of Ichiro's used jock strap, still turning two twists and tucks while sissy screaming like Vizquel.

Evidently, the Polo Grounds home of the cheating Leo Durocher, was raided by Eddie Gaedel's ghost and a large contingent of well-dressed small people who were tripping over Ralph Branca's former, soon to be batboy turned fry-cook. Freshly flipped fish dubbed dugout daube was his specialty. Smiles were free. So was gas. However, steroids cost copious amounts of wasted time reading Dowd report Cliff-Notes.

[Huntington Avenue]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York Taxi cab drivers union representatives that are dead against drug-free anything. Not to be linked to BALCO and Black Sox from the future, the Jerry Springer bleeper worked overtime for Dodger Dogs.

These particular Dogs are without doubt consumed by Garciaparra. Mia Hamm cried ,"I want one!", while pulling off Nomar's chest hair. Babe Ruth ran, frankfurter in mouth, out of COSTCO, which declared bankruptcy. Meanwhile, back at the Ponderosa, Chief Bender ordered several Cartwright family members for heavy lifting of their cousin Gladys who looks like she just stinks like Vizquel. Then Papelbon sang, glorifying Ozzie Smith while drinking a gallon of milk. Smith then cartwheeled out of the path of Ichiro's used jock strap, still turning two twists and tucks while sissy screaming like Vizquel.

Evidently, the Polo Grounds home of the cheating Leo Durocher, was raided by Eddie Gaedel's ghost and a large contingent of well-dressed small people who were tripping over Ralph Branca's former, soon to be batboy turned fry-cook. Freshly flipped fish dubbed dugout daube was his specialty. Smiles were free. So was gas. However, steroids cost copious amounts of wasted time reading Dowd report Cliff-Notes. Twelve innings later,

[DownUnderDodger]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfieiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York Taxi cab drivers union representatives that are dead against drug-free anything. Not to be linked to BALCO and Black Sox from the future, the Jerry Springer bleeper worked overtime for Dodger Dogs.

These particular Dogs are without doubt consumed by Garciaparra. Mia Hamm cried ,"I want one!", while pulling off Nomar's chest hair. Babe Ruth ran, frankfurter in mouth, out of COSTCO, which declared bankruptcy. Meanwhile, back at the Ponderosa, Chief Bender ordered several Cartwright family members for heavy lifting of their cousin Gladys who looks like she just stinks like Vizquel. Then Papelbon sang, glorifying Ozzie Smith while drinking a gallon of milk. Smith then cartwheeled out of the path of Ichiro's used jock strap, still turning two twists and tucks while sissy screaming like Vizquel.

Evidently, the Polo Grounds home of the cheating Leo Durocher, was raided by Eddie Gaedel's ghost and a large contingent of well-dressed small people who were tripping over Ralph Branca's former, soon to be batboy turned fry-cook. Freshly flipped fish dubbed dugout daube was his specialty. Smiles were free. So was gas. However, steroids cost copious amounts of wasted time reading Dowd report Cliff-Notes. Twelve innings later, Tim McCarver choked

[Old Sweater]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfeiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York Taxi cab drivers union representatives that are dead against drug-free anything. Not to be linked to BALCO and Black Sox from the future, the Jerry Springer bleeper worked overtime for Dodger Dogs.

These particular Dogs are without doubt consumed by Garciaparra. Mia Hamm cried ,"I want one!", while pulling off Nomar's chest hair. Babe Ruth ran, frankfurter in mouth, out of COSTCO, which declared bankruptcy. Meanwhile, back at the Ponderosa, Chief Bender ordered several Cartwright family members for heavy lifting of their cousin Gladys who looks like she just stinks like Vizquel. Then Papelbon sang, glorifying Ozzie Smith while drinking a gallon of milk. Smith then cartwheeled out of the path of Ichiro's used jock strap, still turning two twists and tucks while sissy screaming like Vizquel.

Evidently, the Polo Grounds home of the cheating Leo Durocher, was raided by Eddie Gaedel's ghost and a large contingent of well-dressed small people who were tripping over Ralph Branca's former, soon to be batboy turned fry-cook. Freshly flipped fish dubbed dugout daube was his specialty. Smiles were free. So was gas. However, steroids cost copious amounts of wasted time reading Dowd report Cliff-Notes. Twelve innings later, Tim McCarver choked on a cliche

[DownUnderDodger]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfeiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York Taxi cab drivers union representatives that are dead against drug-free anything. Not to be linked to BALCO and Black Sox from the future, the Jerry Springer bleeper worked overtime for Dodger Dogs.

These particular Dogs are without doubt consumed by Garciaparra. Mia Hamm cried ,"I want one!", while pulling off Nomar's chest hair. Babe Ruth ran, frankfurter in mouth, out of COSTCO, which declared bankruptcy. Meanwhile, back at the Ponderosa, Chief Bender ordered several Cartwright family members for heavy lifting of their cousin Gladys who looks like she just stinks like Vizquel. Then Papelbon sang, glorifying Ozzie Smith while drinking a gallon of milk. Smith then cartwheeled out of the path of Ichiro's used jock strap, still turning two twists and tucks while sissy screaming like Vizquel.

Evidently, the Polo Grounds home of the cheating Leo Durocher, was raided by Eddie Gaedel's ghost and a large contingent of well-dressed small people who were tripping over Ralph Branca's former, soon to be batboy turned fry-cook. Freshly flipped fish dubbed dugout daube was his specialty. Smiles were free. So was gas. However, steroids cost copious amounts of wasted time reading Dowd report Cliff-Notes. Twelve innings later, Tim McCarver choked on a cliche the size of

[Old Sweater]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfeiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York Taxi cab drivers union representatives that are dead against drug-free anything. Not to be linked to BALCO and Black Sox from the future, the Jerry Springer bleeper worked overtime for Dodger Dogs.

These particular Dogs are without doubt consumed by Garciaparra. Mia Hamm cried ,"I want one!", while pulling off Nomar's chest hair. Babe Ruth ran, frankfurter in mouth, out of COSTCO, which declared bankruptcy. Meanwhile, back at the Ponderosa, Chief Bender ordered several Cartwright family members for heavy lifting of their cousin Gladys who looks like she just stinks like Vizquel. Then Papelbon sang, glorifying Ozzie Smith while drinking a gallon of milk. Smith then cartwheeled out of the path of Ichiro's used jock strap, still turning two twists and tucks while sissy screaming like Vizquel.

Evidently, the Polo Grounds home of the cheating Leo Durocher, was raided by Eddie Gaedel's ghost and a large contingent of well-dressed small people who were tripping over Ralph Branca's former, soon to be batboy turned fry-cook. Freshly flipped fish dubbed dugout daube was his specialty. Smiles were free. So was gas. However, steroids cost copious amounts of wasted time reading Dowd report Cliff-Notes. Twelve innings later, Tim McCarver choked on a cliche the size of his 1 fan.

[TigersFanB406]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfeiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York Taxi cab drivers union representatives that are dead against drug-free anything. Not to be linked to BALCO and Black Sox from the future, the Jerry Springer bleeper worked overtime for Dodger Dogs.

These particular Dogs are without doubt consumed by Garciaparra. Mia Hamm cried ,"I want one!", while pulling off Nomar's chest hair. Babe Ruth ran, frankfurter in mouth, out of COSTCO, which declared bankruptcy. Meanwhile, back at the Ponderosa, Chief Bender ordered several Cartwright family members for heavy lifting of their cousin Gladys who looks like she just stinks like Vizquel. Then Papelbon sang, glorifying Ozzie Smith while drinking a gallon of milk. Smith then cartwheeled out of the path of Ichiro's used jock strap, still turning two twists and tucks while sissy screaming like Vizquel.

Evidently, the Polo Grounds home of the cheating Leo Durocher, was raided by Eddie Gaedel's ghost and a large contingent of well-dressed small people who were tripping over Ralph Branca's former, soon to be batboy turned fry-cook. Freshly flipped fish dubbed dugout daube was his specialty. Smiles were free. So was gas. However, steroids cost copious amounts of wasted time reading Dowd report Cliff-Notes. Twelve innings later, Tim McCarver choked on a cliche the size of his 1 fan. Tim McCarver died.

[StanTheMan]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfeiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York Taxi cab drivers union representatives that are dead against drug-free anything. Not to be linked to BALCO and Black Sox from the future, the Jerry Springer bleeper worked overtime for Dodger Dogs.

These particular Dogs are without doubt consumed by Garciaparra. Mia Hamm cried ,"I want one!", while pulling off Nomar's chest hair. Babe Ruth ran, frankfurter in mouth, out of COSTCO, which declared bankruptcy. Meanwhile, back at the Ponderosa, Chief Bender ordered several Cartwright family members for heavy lifting of their cousin Gladys who looks like she just stinks like Vizquel. Then Papelbon sang, glorifying Ozzie Smith while drinking a gallon of milk. Smith then cartwheeled out of the path of Ichiro's used jock strap, still turning two twists and tucks while sissy screaming like Vizquel.

Evidently, the Polo Grounds home of the cheating Leo Durocher, was raided by Eddie Gaedel's ghost and a large contingent of well-dressed small people who were tripping over Ralph Branca's former, soon to be batboy turned fry-cook. Freshly flipped fish dubbed dugout daube was his specialty. Smiles were free. So was gas. However, steroids cost copious amounts of wasted time reading Dowd report Cliff-Notes. Twelve innings later, Tim McCarver choked on a cliche the size of his 1 fan. Tim McCarver died.

Even in death,

[Old Sweater]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfeiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York Taxi cab drivers union representatives that are dead against drug-free anything. Not to be linked to BALCO and Black Sox from the future, the Jerry Springer bleeper worked overtime for Dodger Dogs.

These particular Dogs are without doubt consumed by Garciaparra. Mia Hamm cried ,"I want one!", while pulling off Nomar's chest hair. Babe Ruth ran, frankfurter in mouth, out of COSTCO, which declared bankruptcy. Meanwhile, back at the Ponderosa, Chief Bender ordered several Cartwright family members for heavy lifting of their cousin Gladys who looks like she just stinks like Vizquel. Then Papelbon sang, glorifying Ozzie Smith while drinking a gallon of milk. Smith then cartwheeled out of the path of Ichiro's used jock strap, still turning two twists and tucks while sissy screaming like Vizquel.

Evidently, the Polo Grounds home of the cheating Leo Durocher, was raided by Eddie Gaedel's ghost and a large contingent of well-dressed small people who were tripping over Ralph Branca's former, soon to be batboy turned fry-cook. Freshly flipped fish dubbed dugout daube was his specialty. Smiles were free. So was gas. However, steroids cost copious amounts of wasted time reading Dowd report Cliff-Notes. Twelve innings later, Tim McCarver choked on a cliche the size of his 1 fan. Tim McCarver died.

Even in death, he rattled on

[StanTheMan]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfeiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York Taxi cab drivers union representatives that are dead against drug-free anything. Not to be linked to BALCO and Black Sox from the future, the Jerry Springer bleeper worked overtime for Dodger Dogs.

These particular Dogs are without doubt consumed by Garciaparra. Mia Hamm cried ,"I want one!", while pulling off Nomar's chest hair. Babe Ruth ran, frankfurter in mouth, out of COSTCO, which declared bankruptcy. Meanwhile, back at the Ponderosa, Chief Bender ordered several Cartwright family members for heavy lifting of their cousin Gladys who looks like she just stinks like Vizquel. Then Papelbon sang, glorifying Ozzie Smith while drinking a gallon of milk. Smith then cartwheeled out of the path of Ichiro's used jock strap, still turning two twists and tucks while sissy screaming like Vizquel.

Evidently, the Polo Grounds home of the cheating Leo Durocher, was raided by Eddie Gaedel's ghost and a large contingent of well-dressed small people who were tripping over Ralph Branca's former, soon to be batboy turned fry-cook. Freshly flipped fish dubbed dugout daube was his specialty. Smiles were free. So was gas. However, steroids cost copious amounts of wasted time reading Dowd report Cliff-Notes. Twelve innings later, Tim McCarver choked on a cliche the size of his 1 fan. Tim McCarver died.

Even in death, he rattled on, and on, and

[Old Sweater]

Once upon a small seaweed patch, the Octopi pitcher who was also a masked man and an amateur juggler signed a contract with the Marlins and was sent to AAA to work on his bagpipe playing ability.

The ghost of Dwight Gooden's conscience which has been haunting Sammy Sosa decided to smack every Baseball-Fever poster with a counterfeiting performance enhancing drugs using, bat corking, until we all fall asleep. Unfortunately, the game started nine hours before Batman and Robin ate a small piece of the highly sought after Apple Pie of somewhat dubious origin .... Polo Grounds Pie. Even Willie Mays , wearing Robin tights, decided he needed to get some extra batting practice in preparation for the Martian invasion and spring training which was only a counterfeiting operation.

453 stolen bagels were claimed by a Big Papi impersonator from Dallas. Which is why Mo Vaughn was the first batter to purposely hit a bunt triple decker Wendy's hamburger into the top of the bleachers.

Meanwhile, near shortstop, deep in the hole of Pete Rose's soiled old memories produced a double tentacled thing, which began sweating profusely. But a figment of Dave Concepcion's imagination produced a Ozzie Smith backflip. Joe Morgan wept while England slept thru the game winning double steal, in game 3 which was reversed by Don Denkinger. Meanwhile Peggy Fleming threw her skates into Steinbrenner's attic.

A thread detailing Barry Bond's innocence started by fever anonymous was crushed by weight of the New York Taxi cab drivers union representatives that are dead against drug-free anything. Not to be linked to BALCO and Black Sox from the future, the Jerry Springer bleeper worked overtime for Dodger Dogs.

These particular Dogs are without doubt consumed by Garciaparra. Mia Hamm cried ,"I want one!", while pulling off Nomar's chest hair. Babe Ruth ran, frankfurter in mouth, out of COSTCO, which declared bankruptcy. Meanwhile, back at the Ponderosa, Chief Bender ordered several Cartwright family members for heavy lifting of their cousin Gladys who looks like she just stinks like Vizquel. Then Papelbon sang, glorifying Ozzie Smith while drinking a gallon of milk. Smith then cartwheeled out of the path of Ichiro's used jock strap, still turning two twists and tucks while sissy screaming like Vizquel.

Evidently, the Polo Grounds home of the cheating Leo Durocher, was raided by Eddie Gaedel's ghost and a large contingent of well-dressed small people who were tripping over Ralph Branca's former, soon to be batboy turned fry-cook. Freshly flipped fish dubbed dugout daube was his specialty. Smiles were free. So was gas. However, steroids cost copious amounts of wasted time reading Dowd report Cliff-Notes. Twelve innings later, Tim McCarver choked on a cliche the size of his 1 fan. Tim McCarver died.

Even in death, he rattled on, and on, and on, and on