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[Astro]

Was looking through the new Sporting News today, so them talking about http://thebrushback.com/ so figured I'd go take a look

Good humor on topics that are being talked about today, such as:
New York Post : A-Rod Didn’t Floss This Morning (http://thebrushback.com/nypost_full.htm) and Mike Krzyzewski Suggests ACC Refs Work Olympics (http://thebrushback.com/olympics_full.htm)

Not sure if any of you have been there, but I suggest it...

[Mattingly]

That last line of Torre's quote seemed dubious at best:
“Trade A-Rod? That’s a laugh,” said manager Joe Torre. “We’re not looking to trade Alex Rodriguez, I can assure you. He’s one of the best players in the game. He’s just going through a slump right now. It happens to everyone. It’s just that when you’re making $252 million, people expect you to be perfect every day. Just because someone’s making that kind of money doesn’t mean they’re perfect. It just means they have a really good agent who suckered some idiot into paying them that.”
Still, with that "Tooth Or Consequences!" headline from the Post, you'd have thought that Alex was one of those stadium employees removed from George's dental plan about a decade ago.

[slaytanicsdmf]

"It's okay to play well and have good hygiene, Alex. You're not on the Red Sox."

I thought that was fairly amusing except the person that came to mind is now a Yankee