Cosmo Kramer

[Seattle1]

Remember that time Kramer got Paul O'Neil to hit two home runs so he could get the birthday card back from the little boy? LOL!

:laugh

[E.Banks#14]

One home run, the other was a triple with an error. :D Just watched it today. Kramer ends up with Steinbrenner's card, but O'Neill has to make a catch with his hat the next day.

[wamby]

Was that the same Cosmo Kramer who brushed back Joe Pepitone at fantasy camp?

[Seattle1]

Yep, and it's also the same Cosmo Kramer who saw Joe DiMaggio at the Dinky Donuts store. :laugh

I found the dialogue from the episode about the "incident" at the fantasy camp, it's pretty funny.:D

Jerry: Hear that? Guess who's back. (Opening the door) Hey!

Kramer: Hey.

Jerry: I thought you weren't coming back till Monday.

Kramer: Well, the camp ended a few days early.

Jerry: Why?

Kramer: Uh, well there was an incident.

Jerry: What happened?

Kramer: I punched Mickey Mantle in the mouth.

Jerry: What?

Kramer: Yeah, I punched him and they took him to the hospital and then they canceled the rest of the week.

Elaine: You punched who in the mouth?

Kramer: Mickey Mantle.

Jerry: What happened?

Kramer: Well, you know, we were playing a game and, you know, I was pitching, and I was really throwing some smoke. And Joe Pepitone, he was up, and man that guy, you know, he was crowding the plate.

Jerry: Wow! Joe Pepitone!

Kramer: Yeah, well, Joe Pepitone or not, I own the inside of that plate. So I throw one, you know, inside, you know, a little chin music, put him right on his pants. Cause I gotta intimidate when I'm on the mound. Well the next pitch, he's right back in the same place. So, I had to plunk him.

Jerry: You plunked him.

Kramer: Oh yeah. Well, he throws down his bat, he comes racing up to the mound. Next thing, both benches are cleared, you know? A brouhaha breaks out between the guys in the camp, you know, and the old Yankee players, and as I'm trying to get Moose Skowron off of one of my teammates, you know, somebody pulls me from behind, you know, and I turned around and I popped him. I looked down, and woah man, it's Mickey. I punched his lights out.

Jerry: Wow, this is incredible!

A voice is heard from the hallway.

Babu: Leave me alone! You can't do this to me!

Jerry: What's going on out there?

Babu: What are you doing? This is not right, people. You're making a very bad mistake, very bad.

Jerry: Babu? (leaving) I'll be right back.

Elaine (to Kramer): Yeah, so?

Kramer: Then Hank Bauer, you know, he's screaming, "Mickey! Mickey! What have you done with Mickey? You killed Mickey!"

Elaine: So what'd you do?

Kramer: Well, I got the hell out of there.

Jerry (running back in): They took Babu away!

Elaine: They took Babu away?!

Jerry: Yeah, the Immigration guy said his Visa was expired. Poor Babu, everything was going so well for him. He had an apartment, he had a job. What a shame.

Babu (calling from the street): Jerry! Jerry! Help me!

Jerry: I will, Babu! I will help you, Babu, don't worry!

Kramer: Then Hank Bauer, you know, he's chasing me around, he trips over third base and knocks over Clete Boyer.

[Seattle1]

Then there's that time George Costanza wanted to name his baby "Seven" after Micky Mantle, lol.