Runelvys Placed on DL - Too Fat

[KCGHOST]

In the land of eternal darkness, the Royals became what has to be the first team in ML history to place a player on the DL because he is too fat. Fortunately for Running Elvis his Bairdness still thinks he can be a #1 starter. I'd sure like to get my hands on Baird's stash. That has to be some good stuff.

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2386454

[brooklynboy]

Don't worry..He'll probably file a greivance with the world famous players Union who will demand it go to an arbitrator who will rule against the team....

:dance

This one's good.....One more time...Ballard's a Genuis..Ballard's a genuis...