Bonds in Drag [Archive] - Baseball Fever

Dontworry

02-28-2006, 07:04 PM

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/photo;_ylt=AuB7Yz6LcnlGM5ZPeX5ynmMRvLYF?slug=azbm1 0402281802.giants_spring_baseball_bonds_azbm104&prov=ap

LOL.

Pinstripe Pride

02-28-2006, 07:10 PM

I think that's just one of his many outfits.

We all know now what he has been doing during the last year. :laugh

Yankees

02-28-2006, 07:21 PM

RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/baseball/mlb/specials/spring_training/2006/02/28/giants.idol.ap/p1.barry.bonds.ap.jpg

Evangelion

02-28-2006, 07:24 PM

First time Bonds doesn't scare all the children.

Oh, wait a second... :noidea

Chisox73

02-28-2006, 07:26 PM

Methinks it's time for a caption contest here.:laugh

Let's see who can come up with the best caption for this one.All in good fun here.:cool:

Go Bravos!!!#1

02-28-2006, 07:56 PM

(the following is fictional)

"All of this pressure from the media and fans about the steroids and breaking Hank's record and my HOF status ,has gotten to me. I've realized I've always been a woman trapped in a man's body, and I had to let ME out or I would die! So this is the new me, you can call it a midlife crisis (aand you would probably be right) or whatever but THIS IS the new ....Bonita Bonds"

-Barry "AKA. Bonita" Bonds

CuriousBoston

02-28-2006, 09:14 PM

now I'm supposed to go to sleep with that image in my head? It's good that I have multiple photos of Jason Varitek.

UG-LY. Uglier than Randy Johnson ugly.

Please, someone teach him to put his legs together. (Shudder)

We females should sue for defamation of gender. We look much better in jeans T-shirt and a baseball cap than he wearing that yellow thingie. I look better in ...never mind.

Okay, I thought Cheney the hunter would be IT for Halloween this year..

ReignInBlood

02-28-2006, 09:46 PM

Lol he did it for fun and all of you guys are criticizing him. Not matter if he's fun and in good mood or if he's acting like a bitch he will always be critized.

Mattingly

03-01-2006, 09:41 AM

Someone said he was imitating Paula Abdul. Looks almost like he took the ugliest queen I've ever seen, made a normally attractive (to me, anyway) Serena Williams, then added the biggest arms on a woman I've ever seen. This is top female bodybuilder big.

I'm surprised he could move looking that big. Hope he's in great shape, but he won't be attracting any likely suitors looking like that.

Captain Cold Nose

03-01-2006, 10:03 AM

I, for one, think this speaks volumes about Bonds's sense of humor. He looks like he's really enjoying himself and not taking himself oh so seriously as a lot of people have been led to believe.

Boston Boxer

03-01-2006, 10:30 AM

That was the same thing i was thinking Cold...good to see

efin98

03-01-2006, 10:53 AM

I, for one, think this speaks volumes about Bonds's sense of humor. He looks like he's really enjoying himself and not taking himself oh so seriously as a lot of people have been led to believe.

He knew it would be recorded by every media source in the southwest and went over the top in biggest way possible- and it worked!

He went all out in the skit: hair, clothes, mannerisms, even throwing in a "call me" in as well. Simply hilarious!

He wasn't even the funniest person there, the rookies were much funnier than Bonds. They deserve more notoriety than Bonds.

Mattingly

03-01-2006, 10:56 AM

VTSoxFan

03-01-2006, 11:40 AM

I, for one, think this speaks volumes about Bonds's sense of humor. He looks like he's really enjoying himself and not taking himself oh so seriously as a lot of people have been led to believe.

I agree... this just cracks me up to no end. :laugh :laugh Makes me think of the old Flip Wilson show when he dressed up as "Geraldine" - "What you see is what you get!" :laugh :laugh

Remember when Jeter, Wells and Cone dressed up in drag for a SNL skit a few years ago? :p :laugh

(Actually, "Bonita" is prettier than most of the high-society women I see every day in my store....:rolleyes: )

Mattingly

03-01-2006, 12:33 PM

I agree... this just cracks me up to no end. :laugh :laugh Makes me think of the old Flip Wilson show when he dressed up as "Geraldine" - "What you see is what you get!" :laugh :laugh

Remember when Jeter, Wells and Cone dressed up in drag for a SNL skit a few years ago? :p :laugh

(Actually, "Bonita" is prettier than most of the high-society women I see every day in my store....:rolleyes: )
At least Flip played it off well. "She" also had a boyfriend named "Killer" to protect "her". :D

http://www.nostalgiacentral.com/images_tv/flipwilson_002.jpeg

I couldn't find a pic of the 2002 thing where Jeter hosted. However, I found this pic of Mrs Wells, Cone and Jeter (note the unshaven "Mrs" Wells): :p

VTSoxFan

03-01-2006, 01:11 PM

At least Flip played it off well. "She" also had a boyfriend named "Killer" to protect "her". :D

http://www.nostalgiacentral.com/images_tv/flipwilson_002.jpeg

I couldn't find a pic of the 2002 thing where Jeter hosted. However, I found this pic of Mrs Wells, Cone and Jeter (note the unshaven "Mrs" Wells): :p

OMG....:D :D

Milady Wells needs some serious electrolysis, and Milady Cone just ought not to wear a skirt that short with those knees.....:crazy :laugh

Dontworry

03-01-2006, 02:28 PM

I, for one, think this speaks volumes about Bonds's sense of humor. He looks like he's really enjoying himself and not taking himself oh so seriously as a lot of people have been led to believe.

Interesting that you mention bonds " goodside ".

I came across this article yesturday on bonds, actually something worth reading.

http://www.sportsshooter.com/news/751

efin98

03-01-2006, 03:30 PM

OMG....:D :D

Milady Wells needs some serious electrolysis, and Milady Cone just ought not to wear a skirt that short with those knees.....:crazy :laugh

They don't look half bad! They make better women then Jeter:D :eek:

Mattingly

03-01-2006, 03:35 PM

OMG....:D :D

Milady Wells needs some serious electrolysis, and Milady Cone just ought not to wear a skirt that short with those knees.....:crazy :laugh
To my knowledge, he was the most famous man in drag, long before queens like Boy George, Lipsinka (some guy in NYC) and others arrived on the scene (villagevoice.com carries the NYC scene on that).

Please note that he also didn't have two tree trunks tied together that were called legs, nor two wooden barrels as a chest, nor arms the size of firemen's legs, unlike Barry! :D

SNL must like those men in drag things. Heck, even #1 Yankee fan, Rudy Giuliani has done a "Rudia" thing there as well. :p

E.Banks#14

03-01-2006, 03:39 PM

Here's Paula again; this picture is from today. :crazy
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Williamsburg2599

03-01-2006, 03:57 PM

whell they do say if you take steriods and stop, you go crazy so that might explain it.

BoSox Rule

03-01-2006, 04:08 PM

Bonds can't win with some people.

Mattingly

03-01-2006, 04:14 PM

Here's Paula again; this picture is from today. :crazy
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Oh Gawshskies. Just when I was about to eat my dinner.

Talk about a "woman" with some meat on "her" bones. :eek:
Bonds can't win with some people.
Got us away from talking about 715 & 756, didn't it?