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RuthMayBond
12-23-2005, 07:24 AM
On the twelve days of Christmas, a true fan gave to me-
Ted Williams humming
A Young-un' na-amed Cy-clone
Ten Georges Hermans
Nine (racist) Ansons
Eight Mays like Willie
Seven Mikes a Schmidt-ing
Six "geese" like Gossage
Five Lou Gehrigs
Ho-onus Wagner
Three "Bench John"s
Two-oo Lefty Groves
And a Rogers who's na-amed Hornsby.
(this song includes at least one player in each position)
dgarza
12-23-2005, 07:46 AM
"Bench John"
Is that like an outhouse?
RuthMayBond
12-23-2005, 07:49 AM
Is that like an outhouse?You should be red to the fifth degree that you didn't catch what I meant ;)
TonyK
12-24-2006, 01:28 PM
12 Days of Baseball Christmas
by Tony K
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
A pitcher that's 6 foot three.
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Two brawny catchers, and a pitcher that's 6 foot three.
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Three fleet outfielders, two brawny catchers, and a pitcher that's 6 foot three.
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Four rangy shortstops, three fleet outfielders, two brawny catchers, and a pitcher that's 6 foot three.
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Five GOLDEN GLOVES!...four rangy shortstops, three fleet outfielders, two brawny catchers, and a pitcher that's 6 foot three.
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Six no hit innings, five GOLDEN GLOVES!...four rangy shortstops, three fleet outfielders, two brawny catchers, and a pitcher that's 6 foot three.
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Seven savvy assistants, six no hit innings, five GOLDEN GLOVES!...four rangy shortstops, three fleet outfielders, two brawny catchers, and a pitcher that's 6 foot three.
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Eight Red Sox tickets, seven savvy assistants, six no hit innings, five GOLDEN GLOVES!...four rangy shortstops, three fleet outfielders, two brawny catchers, and a pitcher that's 6 foot three.
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Nine players playing, eight Red Sox tickets, seven savvy assistants, six no hit innings, five GOLDEN GLOVES!...four rangy shortstops, three fleet outfielders, two brawny catchers, and a pitcher that's 6 foot three.
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Ten runs a-leading, nine players playing, eight Red Sox tickets, seven savvy assistants, six no hit innings, five GOLDEN GLOVES!...four rangy shortstops, three fleet outfielders, two brawny catchers, and a pitcher that's 6 foot three.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Eleven games of winning, ten runs a-leading, nine players playing, eight Red Sox tickets, seven savvy assistants, six no hit innings, five GOLDEN GLOVES!...four rangy shortstops, three fleet outfielders, two brawny catchers, and a pitcher that's 6 foot three.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Twelve GLM's, eleven games of winning, ten runs a-leading, nine players playing, eight Red Sox tickets, seven savvy assistants, six no hit innings, five GOLDEN GLOVES!...four rangy shortstops, three fleet outfielders, two brawny catchers, ...........................and a Pitcher That's 6 Foot Three!!!!!
Dodgerfan1
12-24-2006, 01:35 PM
On the twelve days of Christmas, a true fan gave to me-
Ted Williams humming
A Young-un' na-amed Cy-clone
Ten Georges Hermans
Nine (racist) Ansons
Eight Mays like Willie
Seven Mikes a Schmidt-ing
Six "geese" like Gossage
Five Lou Gehrigs
Ho-onus Wagner
Three "Bench John"s
Two-oo Lefty Groves
And a Rogers who's na-amed Hornsby.
(this song includes at least one player in each position)
Nice! Does a "Chan Ho" go with the "Bench John?" :rolleyes:
Dodgerfan1
12-24-2006, 01:36 PM
12 Days of Baseball Christmas
by Tony K
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
A pitcher that's 6 foot three.
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Two brawny catchers, and a pitcher that's 6 foot three.
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Three fleet outfielders, two brawny catchers, and a pitcher that's 6 foot three.
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Four rangy shortstops, three fleet outfielders, two brawny catchers, and a pitcher that's 6 foot three.
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Five GOLDEN GLOVES!...four rangy shortstops, three fleet outfielders, two brawny catchers, and a pitcher that's 6 foot three.
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Six no hit innings, five GOLDEN GLOVES!...four rangy shortstops, three fleet outfielders, two brawny catchers, and a pitcher that's 6 foot three.
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Seven savvy assistants, six no hit innings, five GOLDEN GLOVES!...four rangy shortstops, three fleet outfielders, two brawny catchers, and a pitcher that's 6 foot three.
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Eight Red Sox tickets, seven savvy assistants, six no hit innings, five GOLDEN GLOVES!...four rangy shortstops, three fleet outfielders, two brawny catchers, and a pitcher that's 6 foot three.
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Nine players playing, eight Red Sox tickets, seven savvy assistants, six no hit innings, five GOLDEN GLOVES!...four rangy shortstops, three fleet outfielders, two brawny catchers, and a pitcher that's 6 foot three.
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Ten runs a-leading, nine players playing, eight Red Sox tickets, seven savvy assistants, six no hit innings, five GOLDEN GLOVES!...four rangy shortstops, three fleet outfielders, two brawny catchers, and a pitcher that's 6 foot three.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Eleven games of winning, ten runs a-leading, nine players playing, eight Red Sox tickets, seven savvy assistants, six no hit innings, five GOLDEN GLOVES!...four rangy shortstops, three fleet outfielders, two brawny catchers, and a pitcher that's 6 foot three.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
Twelve GLM's, eleven games of winning, ten runs a-leading, nine players playing, eight Red Sox tickets, seven savvy assistants, six no hit innings, five GOLDEN GLOVES!...four rangy shortstops, three fleet outfielders, two brawny catchers, ...........................and a Pitcher That's 6 Foot Three!!!!!
VERRY NICE! I like it a lot!
TonyK
12-24-2006, 01:39 PM
VERRY NICE! I like it a lot!
Thanks! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
Dodgerfan1
12-24-2006, 01:50 PM
Thanks! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
You too!!!
RuthMayBond
12-24-2006, 07:20 PM
Nice! Does a "Chan Ho" go with the "Bench John?" :rolleyes:Thanks for bringing it back, guys ,and nice other poem :clapping