Insert Quote Here - a funny game

[Swiss]

How about a new game?
Someone posts a baseball picture and everyone else makes up a funny quote.

That's not an invention of mine. I saw it in another forum and it sticks very well among the members there. So let's start the game here. :)

Choose the pics you want to put lines in.

http://msn.foxsports.com/id/4897874_7_2.jpg

http://msn.foxsports.com/id/4900500_7_2.jpg

http://msn.foxsports.com/id/4900506_7_2.jpg

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20051001/capt.waet11410010448.athletics_mariners_waet114.jp g

Have fun!

[Swiss]

I think someone doesn't understand the game... so I'm going to put some lines as example.

http://msn.foxsports.com/id/4897874_7_2.jpg
#5 to #2: "A bug... don't move!! OUGGGH!"

http://msn.foxsports.com/id/4900500_7_2.jpg
HA! You made that error...!!!

http://msn.foxsports.com/id/4900506_7_2.jpg
Mmmhhh... no, I'm already sure that you aren't my son.

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"Ichiro, it was fun but you're being deported and replaced."

[RBi]

http://msn.foxsports.com/id/4897874_7_2.jpg
#5 to #2: "Tag, you're it... no tag backs!!!"

http://msn.foxsports.com/id/4900500_7_2.jpg
HA! Well Duh! what did you expect??? You're wearing Kyle Farnsworth's old number...!!! Suckaaa!!!

http://msn.foxsports.com/id/4900506_7_2.jpg
'Roids are bad! If Canseco said go jump of a bridge, would you do that too?

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"Ichiro, I told my son you were the creator of "GodZilla"... shhh he will never know the difference... Just go along with it."

[ElCaminoSS]

this is a great idea, try to keep it going

[RBi]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1620000/images/_1620186_grace300.jpg

Grace (center) to Randy:

"No, no no.... trust me Randy, walk away! Damian has been drinking again, and he is in one of his 'I want to hug' moods."

[Swiss]

Well!!! I'm adding more here. Put your lines. ;)

http://msn.foxsports.com/id/4997198_7_2.jpg

http://msn.foxsports.com/id/4997574_7_2.jpg

http://msn.foxsports.com/id/4915704_7_2.jpg

http://msn.foxsports.com/id/4832846_7_2.jpg

[RuthMayBond]

Well!!! I'm adding more here. Put your lines. ;)
Disco night at the park
http://msn.foxsports.com/id/4997198_7_2.jpg

Just pull my finger once
http://msn.foxsports.com/id/4997574_7_2.jpg

Randy Johnson on "Bring your daughter to work" day
http://msn.foxsports.com/id/4915704_7_2.jpg

That denture cream you recommended doesn't work
http://msn.foxsports.com/id/4832846_7_2.jpg

[AutographCollector]

http://msn.foxsports.com/id/4993338_7_2.jpg

http://msn.foxsports.com/id/5007392_7_2.jpg

[Swiss]

http://msn.foxsports.com/id/4993338_7_2.jpg
Baserunner: See? I'm an Angel and I can FLY!

http://msn.foxsports.com/id/5007392_7_2.jpg
Cardinal at left: This ball seems too easy to catch...
Cardinal at right: Yeah? Then I want to catch it! Get out!

[ElCaminoSS]

damn how do i put pics in the post

[RuthMayBond]

Make the call, ump, I can't hold him up forever, or I told you the Angels would take a dive http://msn.foxsports.com/id/4993338_7_2.jpg

How hard can it be to catch an anvil dropped from a plane?
http://msn.foxsports.com/id/5007392_7_2.jpg[/QUOTE]

[Swiss]

damn how do i put pics in the post

Mmmhhh... assuming that you are using MS Explorer (I'm using Firefox, it's very easy and fast to use), let's search some pics. When you see one that you want to put here, simply move the mouse over that pic.
Click with right button and go to Properties.
Select with the mouse all the URL of the image from http until gif or jpg.
Over that URL already selected, right click the button and click Copy.
Then close the little windows.

Let's come here, click http://www.baseball-fever.com/images/editor/insertimage.gif and paste the URL.

;)

[Swiss]

http://bostondirtdogs.boston.com/Headline_Archives/CS_BB_8.10_bdd2.jpg

http://www.jeffandlina.com/pictures_files/baseball5.jpg

http://msn.foxsports.com/id/5018878_7_2.jpg

http://msn.foxsports.com/id/5016562_7_2.jpg

[E.Banks#14]

http://bostondirtdogs.boston.com/Headline_Archives/CS_BB_8.10_bdd2.jpg
Curt (to old lady): Don't be scared, it's just Wally.
http://www.sugarscostumes.com/images/mascots/baseball/Wally.jpg

http://www.jeffandlina.com/pictures_files/baseball5.jpg
This yoga thing isn't all that relaxing...

[RuthMayBond]

So I'm in a dating slumphttp://bostondirtdogs.boston.com/Headline_Archives/CS_BB_8.10_bdd2.jpg

If you look at the standings this way, we're in first
http://www.jeffandlina.com/pictures_files/baseball5.jpg

Is that Steinbrenner trying to buy me back?
http://msn.foxsports.com/id/5018878_7_2.jpg

I tell people the ChiSox are in the World Series and they think I'm lyin'
http://msn.foxsports.com/id/5016562_7_2.jpg[/QUOTE]

[janduscframe]

Curt"Well maam, there here is.. David Ortiz live and in the nude. And yes it's really his"

[janduscframe]

Curt "Mrs. Smith, you are the grand prize winner. and behind door number two which you selected is a three hour cruise with members of the world famous Minnesota Vikings".

[Swiss]

http://msn.foxsports.com/id/5024822_7_2.jpg

[RuthMayBond]

http://msn.foxsports.com/id/5024822_7_2.jpgCurse THIS, Mr. Bartman :laugh

[Captain Cold Nose]

http://bostondirtdogs.boston.com/Headline_Archives/CS_BB_8.10_bdd2.jpg
Oh, no, Randy's here, too. Mustn't let him see me with Curt.
http://www.jeffandlina.com/pictures_files/baseball5.jpg
I don't understand. Ozzie got such great height.
http://msn.foxsports.com/id/5018878_7_2.jpg
Did I leave the iron on?
http://msn.foxsports.com/id/5016562_7_2.jpg
Next month, I get to dress up like a turkey.

[Swiss]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20051027/capt.hta19010270538.world_series__hta190.jpg

[RBi]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20051027/capt.hta19010270538.world_series__hta190.jpg
ummm..

lol i got nothing man...

I can not even think of a quote that would fit that photo..


next please?

[Ursa Major]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20051027/capt.hta19010270538.world_series__hta190.jpg

"Okay, just like I promised; now we can come out and they can't fire us."


http://bostondirtdogs.boston.com/Headline_Archives/CS_BB_8.10_bdd2.jpg

"Gee, Mrs. Bush, how was I to know they were your granddaughters? They were too drunk to even remember their last names..."

http://msn.foxsports.com/id/4915704_7_2.jpg

"C'mon, you moldy carpet, just get through this inning and you're a shoo-in for Wookie of the Year ... and then Steinbrenner just has to hire me to replace Stottlemyre."

[RuthMayBond]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20051027/capt.hta19010270538.world_series__hta190.jpg
This must have been a loss, because a tie is like kissing your SISTER :eek:

[Swiss]

ummm..

lol i got nothing man...

I can not even think of a quote that would fit that photo..


next please?

C'mon buddy!!! It was too easy. Let's read the one I'm writing right now:

Ozzie Guillen is thinking:
I knew when we'll win the World Series, I must expect bizarre madness, but, a ballplayer kissing me in the mouth?!?!?!

[RuthMayBond]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20051027/capt.hta19010270538.world_series__hta190.jpgI told you I might kiss the game goodbye if we won the World Series

[Captain Cold Nose]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20051027/capt.hta19010270538.world_series__hta190.jpg


Is that Pat O'Brien? This'll get us on Access Hollywood for sure.

[RuthMayBond]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20051027/capt.hta19010270538.world_series__hta190.jpgWhen I said switch-hitting, I meant . . .

[Captain Cold Nose]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20051027/capt.hta19010270538.world_series__hta190.jpg

Hmm, better than I-Rod.

[runningshoes]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20051027/capt.hta19010270538.world_series__hta190.jpg

ozzie, why are you still wearing a jock?

[Swiss]

http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/photo/photogallery/season_2003/0627_boston/07.jpg

http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/photo/photogallery/season_2003/1012/05.jpg

[Ursa Major]

Runningshoes, forgive my editing, but I'm not sure what you're driving at... Sooooo, I thought maybe something obvious like...

"Ozzie, are you wearing a cup, or are you reeeallly enjoying this kiss?"

[RuthMayBond]

http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/photo/photogallery/season_2003/0627_boston/07.jpgNo wonder the fly balls slide right off your head

http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/photo/photogallery/season_2003/1012/05.jpgI believe in the Sianis goat curse, I do, I do

[Captain Cold Nose]

http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/photo/photogallery/season_2003/0627_boston/07.jpg
Gotta start moving. I need to finish 20 more of these statues by Friday, 3 p.m.

[http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/photo/photogallery/season_2003/1012/05.jpg

I could have had a V-8.

[Swiss]

http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/photo/photogallery/season_2003/0627_boston/07.jpg
Pedro is thinking: Aha, as I suspected! Manny's head is empty!

http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/photo/photogallery/season_2003/1012/05.jpg
D-OH! I forgot to turn off the car's lights!

[Yankeebiscuitfan]

Well!!! I'm adding more here. Put your lines. ;)

http://msn.foxsports.com/id/4997198_7_2.jpg
Watch out! I have laid an egg...

http://msn.foxsports.com/id/4997574_7_2.jpg

Eenie, meenie, minie, mo

http://msn.foxsports.com/id/4915704_7_2.jpg

Since when has Johnny Damon started pitching?

http://msn.foxsports.com/id/4832846_7_2.jpg

Do you wanna dance with me?

[Yankeebiscuitfan]

http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/photo/photogallery/season_2003/0627_boston/07.jpg

Okay Manny, you are in desperate need of a new hair cut.

http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/photo/photogallery/season_2003/1012/05.jpg

Aaaah. I am blind. I can not see a thing!

[AutographCollector]

http://mlb.mlb.com/images/2005/10/27/3aZN9b25.jpg

http://mlb.mlb.com/images/2004/04/12/VdJehgbp.jpg

http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/photo/photogallery/ws_top20_large/20.jpg

[Yankeebiscuitfan]

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20051027/capt.hta19010270538.world_series__hta190.jpg

Shall we meet in a dark room tonight?

[Yankeebiscuitfan]

http://mlb.mlb.com/images/2005/10/27/3aZN9b25.jpg



The ship's sinking!!!! Women and children first!!!!

[runningshoes]

Runningshoes, forgive my editing, but I'm not sure what you're driving at... Sooooo, I thought maybe something obvious like...

Ah, but is humour supposed to be obvious? :laugh

[runningshoes]

Hey, wait...we ordered that pizza!!!!!!!

[runningshoes]

"I don't care if you just had cataract surgery."

[AutographCollector]

http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/photo/photogallery/ws_top20_large/20.jpg
WHAT? They finally lowered gas prices!?!? YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!

[runningshoes]

"Look mom...no juice!!!!!"

[Yankeebiscuitfan]

How about this one?

[Yankeebiscuitfan]

Or this one?

[AutographCollector]

How about this one?
I don't have a caption... but that is funny as hell. Lol...
Posednik got OWN3D! :laugh

[Indylavi]

I don't have a caption... but that is funny as hell. Lol...
Posednik got OWN3D! :laugh

Everytime I see that I have to laugh. Just the look on the guy with the goatee is priceless :laugh

[RuthMayBond]

We are the rugby champions!
http://mlb.mlb.com/images/2005/10/27/3aZN9b25.jpg

Watch your mouth, that is no way to respect your elders
http://mlb.mlb.com/images/2004/04/12/VdJehgbp.jpg

I am the WWE champion!
http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/photo/photogallery/ws_top20_large/20.jpg

[Ursa Major]

Watch your mouth, that is no way to respect your elders RuthMay, I didn't get that joke until I saw the name on the back of the jersey. That's brilliant.

http://mlb.mlb.com/images/2005/10/27/3aZN9b25.jpg

Dammit, A.J., do we have to go through this every time you see a Hooter's waitress in the stands?

[runningshoes]

"Arg..what did that A.J. say about me at cubshub.com this time?"

[Swiss]

http://mlb.mlb.com/images/2004/04/12/VdJehgbp.jpg
Braves' #14: Hey, you stole MY WALLET from my butt!

[Swiss]

More!!! ;)

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[RuthMayBond]

Some of the pictures aren't coming across, so the three above are
1) Stop calling me Arnold
2) Griffey's bleeding again
3) I wasn't paying attention, did YOU see the play?

[2Chance]

--How does rock not beat paper?
--I dunno, that's just the way it is!

[Swiss]

There are more pics, my children!!! :D

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[RuthMayBond]

I can't believe the "baggie" won't fit around Kirby
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And your mother dresses you funny
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My guide dog said the ball went foul
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[Swiss]

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Both men are thinking:
Since "Friends" had finished, there is no fun in TV.

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Man, how I hate your team!!!

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The bathroom at Wrigley? C'mon, let's go there, you see...

[runningshoes]

"Anyone can have bad breath Tony, but you could knock a buzzard off a s*** wagon!"

http://baseball-fever.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=4021

[Yankeebiscuitfan]

[QUOTE=Swiss]There are more pics, my children!!! :D

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Oh man, there isn't really anything on TV tonight.

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Oh man does he got a bad breath...

[Yankeebiscuitfan]

[QUOTE=Swiss]More!!! ;)

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Waiiiiterj, one morej beerj please...

[Ursa Major]

http://baseball-fever.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=4005&stc=1&d=1130787961
"For the last time, Mr. McKeon, I don't know where your wife keeps your Depends!"

[Swiss]

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[RuthMayBond]

Knocked that ball out 1b, there go my endorsements4041

It's a Playtex, I win the bet
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[Swiss]

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[BristolBoy]

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'You're right! Torre is wearing a thong!'

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'Hey! What are you doing to that rosin bag?!'

[ElCaminoSS]

Attachment 4020
Long story short, the doctor says the rash will go away in a couple of weeks


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God damnit! Thome is eating my twinkies again

[ArealBASEBALLfan]

http://baseball-fever.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=4042&d=1130945203
How many times do i have to tell you second base is not in the outfield

[E.Banks#14]

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[DownUnderDodger]

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Go near my wife again and you're back in the minors!!!

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When I asked if you would smuggle some white powder for me, that's not what I meant!!

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Do I have to go thru this crap just to advertise a pair of sandals!!

[ElCaminoSS]

Attachment 4114
\You got something on your face. On the right, no my right. Up, up, wait you passed it now. Down, Got it!

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Whys that trainer watching so intently

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I thought there was a rule against midgets in the major leagues

[E.Banks#14]

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[runningshoes]

grrr!!!!!!

[runningshoes]

Unga bunga binga binga boonga boonga bunga!!!!!

[RuthMayBond]

You rob me of a HR, I take a bite outta crime4168

We traded you to the Royals, you HAVE to report
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Safe by an eyelash
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[E.Banks#14]

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[runningshoes]

"I'm gonna wash that tobacco juice right out of my hair. I'm gonna wash that tobacco juice right out of my hair."

(sung to South Pacific, of course) ;)

[runningshoes]

"Step..1..2...3 Step...1...2...3....Are you ready for the twirl?"

[runningshoes]

"Stop it Barry..That tickles."

[RuthMayBond]

Baseball's not an Olympic sport, let's try the iron cross4172

Rock a bye baby . . .
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Who ordered the new helmets?
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They said I was no good on my feet, let's try this way
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[runningshoes]

"I don't care if you're dating my daughter. I'll still whoop you're ***."

[runningshoes]

God, I don't want to go back down. I like it here. I really really like it here. Maybe the Royals can use me.

[Ursa Major]

http://s95294420.onlinehome.us/userfiles/Barry_BondsTorii_Hunter.JPG

Gee, Barry, when Conte said it should be administered orally, I thought it was supposed
to go through my mouth.

http://s95294420.onlinehome.us/userfiles/Bobby_Kielty.JPG

Why, yes, I did grow up near Three Mile Island; how did you guess?

http://s95294420.onlinehome.us/userfiles/Damian_Jackson.jpg

Dammit, Damian, I'm sure you could have made it onto SportsCenter's highlights even
if you'd jumped from the plane with a parachute.

http://s95294420.onlinehome.us/userfiles/Ryan_Klesko.jpg

I'll explain it again, Ryan. See, just before you walked in your wife said she had a crick in
her back and maybe I could help her stretch it out like this, but she didn't want to risk
wrinkling her dress. See, it was all innocent!

[runningshoes]

Dammit, Damian, I'm sure you could have made it onto SportsCenter's highlights even if you'd jumped from the plane with a parachute.

Good One...:clapping

[E.Banks#14]

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[RuthMayBond]

That's MY contact lens4183

Darn tumor, never shoulda taken steroids
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You're being cut from the squad
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It's up and . . . through the uprights!
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[E.Banks#14]

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[Ursa Major]

http://s95294420.onlinehome.us/userfiles/brawl.jpg

Jesus! Even at an orgy, that sappy Ramirez insists on being romanced a little first!

[E.Banks#14]

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[runningshoes]

"You better give me you're jersey. I gotta get in cold water. Blood is hell to shift."

[runningshoes]

"I'll bet Williams would know what to do"

[runningshoes]

"I thought I told you, no hotdogs before the game."

[runningshoes]

"You missed a spot"

[E.Banks#14]

I can think of so many for this one... :laugh
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(That's Prince Fielder #37)
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[RuthMayBond]

Build it, and it will attack you
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I told you that your call was horsebleep
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Son, no take steroids like that bat
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[RuthMayBond]

I will outsmart you, Hogan
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Be glad I'm not as big as my daddy
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Trust Derek, this move gets all the girls
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[E.Banks#14]

I will outsmart you, Hogan
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:laugh I was thinking more on the lines of, "You see what you've brought me to Pedro?" or, Don Zimmer - modeling the John Olerud Halloween Costume.

[Yankeebiscuitfan]

I can think of so many for this one... :laugh
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(That's Prince Fielder #37)
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4221 Waltzing Matilda Waltzing Matilda....

4222 Here some Yankee players practicing the Can Can.

[runningshoes]

"No, really..the Black Panthers don't exist anymore."

[Yankeebiscuitfan]

http://bostondirtdogs.boston.com/Headline_Archives/CS_BB_8.10_bdd2.jpg



Don't be scared Mrs. Bush, it's only the Red Sox...

[runningshoes]

"And further more, I will be eating sushi in the clubhouse, Derek!"

[runningshoes]

No quote, but three seconds later, he cracks his old man in face with it.

[SoxSon]

"I swear...in a few #%$-ing years, I'll be holding the big trophy."

[SoxSon]

"By God, one way or another, I will go down in baseball history!!!"

[SoxSon]

"And they didn't want me in Boston. I showed 'em...yeh, I'm a winner. The REAL DEAL. And sausages. Sausages on a plate. How many Twizzlers are in the barn, anyway?! Huh? Who said that?!"

[SoxSon]

"So it's a deal, then? You get the MVP this season, and I''ll stay."

[SoxSon]

"You're the only one who seems to really get me, Barry."

[SoxSon]

"See? With the proper lighting I can look a little intimidating, can't I?"

[SoxSon]

Kevin thinking: "Ok. What's the crudest, most prejudicial thing I can say at this very moment on national televison?"

[SoxSon]

"Ok. So is the South Side at least safe for me now?"

[ElCaminoSS]

8023075-Alex-Rodriguez.jpg:
From this angle it looks like I can grow a mustache

[wilkerson_rulz-06]

Wouldn't it be cool if you can submit muted clips and we all guess what they're saying?

[Swiss]

http://www.baseball-fever.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=4179&stc=1&d=1131741307

Dusty Baker: Son, like the police, there are the good coach and the bad manager... so guess what are we doing with you when you are in a batting slump?

http://baseball-fever.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=4185&d=1131743546

One of the bunch talking to the slaughted pitcher: WOW... when the batter said he was going to cut your throat, I thought it was figuratively!

[E.Banks#14]

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(That's a baby bear in the middle)

[RuthMayBond]

Here I go

Bow to your partner
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Randy Johnson, I didn't know you played guitar
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You hide steroids in here?
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Why did I lend my name to these bush leaguers?
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(That's a baby bear in the middle)

[runningshoes]

At least someone will talk to me.

[Guerrero Mad Man 2715]

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No Comment
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I said to trade me to the Yankees, not the Mets!
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So you have quark in thier too.
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HEY! The Groundskeeper missed a spot!

[Yankeebiscuitfan]

A new one...

I take the first shot.

Hey look. I am standing for God Bless America...

[2Chance]

http://baseball-fever.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=4474&stc=1&d=1133473917
I took a $500,000 cut so's I could have Cleon Jones' old number.

[E.Banks#14]

Time for some more laughs, create a caption for each photo:
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[hudsonharden]

Coming Soon: Brokeback Baseball

[RuthMayBond]

Time for some more laughs, create a caption for each photo:

Who slipped the grenade in?
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Splinter, better bulk up if you're gonna tangle with the press
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The kick is up . . . and it's good!
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I hope the skipper doesn't get any bright ideas from Pete Alexander in the 7th game of the 1926 World Series
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[Tigerfan1974]

Well!!! I'm adding more here. Put your lines. ;)

http://msn.foxsports.com/id/4997198_7_2.jpg
You're out . . . I'm safe

http://msn.foxsports.com/id/4997574_7_2.jpg
I may be short but you are ugly.

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If this is his first appearance, is he a wookie rookie?

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Go ahead, punch my hat!

How's that!!

[Zito75]

UGH, that Jamie Moyer takes forever on the mound... Darn change-ups!

[Tigerfan1974]

anybody have the Johnson bird killing pitch?

[Tigerfan1974]

[QUOTE=Swiss]http://bostondirtdogs.boston.com/Headline_Archives/CS_BB_8.10_bdd2.jpg

Oh my goodness, Randy Johnson IS ugly!

[RuthMayBond]

C'mon, can't anyone think of at least ONE Randy Johnson joke :laugh

[2Chance]

Shonda has aged 50 years since Curt began playing in Boston!

[ndistops]

Mrs. Bush, I warned you Johnny would be doing his naked pull-ups...

[ndistops]

Vinny, stop, you have so much to live for. Vinny, NOOOOOOOO!